Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[Mister Obvious]

As soon as I saw his dog and the way he looked at Morgan, I knew the shit was doomed.

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She does look hot as fuck walking around his living room though, I gotta admit... she has a nice looking body. I'd dick her down.

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She keeps doxing his house address while she's in the driveway... what a dumbass.

[Mister Obvious]

I really don't like that.

[Mister Obvious]

If you respect a man, you don't talk about his kids on the internet (in any capacity) and you sure the fuck don't ever show the outside of his home.

[Mister Obvious]

I don't like it. I think she sucks and she needs to leave.

[Mister Obvious]

TBH, that's what Johnny gets for bringing a glorified hobo home.

[Mister Obvious]

Like yeah, she cleans up nicely but... she's a hobo, let's keep it one hunnit.

[Mister Obvious]

She left the food in the truck with the dogs and they ate half her sammich.

[Mister Obvious]

Chaos.

[Mister Obvious]

They keep calling her Mo in the live chat...

It makes me feel weird.

That's my name.

She can't have my name.

[Mister Obvious]

She's even showing this huge building he works at.

Apparently she went in there yesterday dressed as Fran and recorded a video.

So Fran has ALREADY come out.

And she's treating all the crap like a joke...

It's his friggen workplace, pretty sure she said he works at the family business.

You can't just go around doing shit like that.

[Mister Obvious]

She's acting all giddy and immature about going into his workplace and bringing food to him.

The hell is wrong with her?? Like why be nervous about that??

She's not treating ANY of this with respect.

[Mister Obvious]

I feel like my original impression was right and this Johnny guy deserved better.

[Mister Obvious]

She has to enter a bunch of shit into this touchscreen security thingy to get in. It was asking what company she works for and she put in "Unstoppable" instead of just fucking Morgan.

The employee escort doesn't like her either. Morgan's just being unprofessional right now.

He should not have invited her into this... I dunno what he was thinking.

She's even fucking with his laptop while she waits in his office. That's not cute. You don't just fuck with a man's laptop.

I don't like any of this, lol. I just do not like this at all.

No wonder the guy doesn't wanna show himself.

I wouldn't be filming ANY of this.

[Mister Obvious]

She's even fucking with his laptop while she waits in his office. That's not cute. You don't just fuck with a man's laptop.

This one is huge to me...

There's a lot of etiquette to follow when it comes to a man's laptop, if he's a businessman especially.

Like...

You really aren't even supposed to touch it to dust it.

If it's OPEN and the screen is OFF, you MAY lightly run a duster over the surface, but you don't touch the screen, you don't touch the keyboard.

You don't do any of that. Just none of it.

[Mister Obvious]

You have to be very careful around a man's desk and you have to be careful cleaning it... you can't throw random shit away unless it's clearly garbage, you can't move a lot of stuff to dust it. You have to treat it like a very private area and do minimally invasive shit only. This is a matter of security and respect. Mostly respect.

[Mister Obvious]

She's just walking around the place like a hooligan, touching everything and sitting in all the chairs.

You get there, you sit the fuck down in something that looks like a visitor area...

You either get on your phone and scroll, or you bring a book, and you wait til he comes to you.

Period.

You don't just wander around touching everything like you've never been in a nice building before.

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And you could say, "Oh, well this is just her personality" or "This is what makes her unique, fun, quirky"...

That's all fine and good, but it's not a fucking free for all pass to act however the fuck you want when you're a guest in an environment like that.

Just not cool.

[Mister Obvious]

Pretty sure she was lead to his office. She should have sat down in the visitor chair across from his desk and just stayed there.

She sat down AT HIS DESK immediately and started fucking around with the phone and his laptop and just being a hooligan.