Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[user428]

LOL. Roasted. I hope that is real.

[Guest]

I am about to have an Amanda Bynes style "Everything is ugly" breakdown...

https://i.imgur.com/COUTch7.jpeg

Ugly eyes LOL... that's not a charge many people get hit with.

[Mister Obvious]

It IS real dude... the legendary 2013 Amanda Bynes Twitter fiasco.

This is one of my faves: https://i.imgur.com/fnonuoi.jpg

[user428]

LOL. The Obamas did not see that one coming.

[Mister Obvious]

Lmfaolololol and it had like 9k favorites.

People can say what they want...

But deep down, they LOVE it when people get honest.

[Guest]

Seeing the clothes they expect people to wear these days is making me really concerned about the world and the future.

Grimes has interesting clothes and she's sometimes naked but it all probably costs like a million dollars. Hopefully that's not the future, but also Target and Walmart only have half polyester t-shirts now. No 100% percent cotton last time I checked.

[Mister Obvious]

Grimes has interesting clothes and she's sometimes naked but it all probably costs like a million dollars. Hopefully that's not the future, but also Target and Walmart only have half polyester t-shirts now. No 100% percent cotton last time I checked.

Yeah, that is the bottom line. If you want interesting, weird, creative clothes these days, you just gotta make it yourself. I am not fond of unnatural clothing materials. Pure cotton stuff tends to be plain and unfun. There has to be a way to make it interesting. I'll work on it.

[Guest]

 Pure cotton stuff tends to be plain and unfun.

That's usually how I like my clothes. But I did recently get a shirt with palm trees on it to jazz things up. 40% polyester.

[Mister Obvious]

But I did recently get a shirt with palm trees on it to jazz things up.

OMG.

I need some Hawaiian shirts.

[Guest]

 he wanted Fire Hot Mild but she was more of an alphabetical type gal. 

Oh I just realized that would be the same. What were they fighting about?

[Guest]

I bet it was the spatula drawer arrangement

[Mister Obvious]

*bites tongue*

[Guest]

I think I meant to say Mild Hot Fire. Ugh. Ah well

[Mister Obvious]

Nikki "Meat Market" Delventhal clickbaiting us with a scantily clad thumbnail outfit which appears literally nowhere in the actual video. I hate it when they do this. If you're gonna make your thumbnail a meat market advertisement, at least wear the star outfit for most of your vid.

[Mister Obvious]

I clicked into her video SOLELY for the purpose of seeing several segments of her wearing the cut off jean shorts in full body shots, and all I got was leggings bitch, LEGGGGGINNNNGGGSSSSSSS BITCH.

[Guest]

https://www.youtube.com

4:42 I was thinking the music here would be perfect for Morgan to do a Nikki style intro but with a Roseanne kinda attitude... 
aggressive scowling heel clicks, bop a dryer door shut with her hip then do a crotch grab, etc.

[Guest]

I had to click away from the Nikki video when she said San DieAhgo

[Guest]

I did go back and try but then she says "fasten UP your seatbelts" instead of just fasten your seatbelts. Why am I so nitpicky of Nikki?
Maybe it's a personal problem, but no kind of hot outfit can make her hot for some reason.

[Mister Obvious]

I literally just scrolled thru the timeline preview at the bottom looking for leg.

But I will actually try and watch it now and I'll tell you how far I get.

0:19 there is almost nothing I find tolerable here at all.

2:46 I mean she tried to work some leg and feet into it but... it's not butt clad in cut off jean shorts, so it's really not counting.

4:11 ugh, I can't.

4:20 still can't.

5:22 literally the only thing I like about Nikki is that she lives in a van.

5:52 I hate it when people get all anal about sand getting in the vehicle. It's obnoxious. I feel the same about Morgan's behavior in this regard, so it's nothing personal toward Nikki.

The volume EQ of the clips in this vid are not very impressive. A&E or PBS would have the levels on that shit equal and pro. Nikki needs to step it up.

6:00 I mean this does kinda seem like some shit stolen from a Morgan video though... hmmm.

I feel like Nikki's personality and my personality are just kind of like two magnets pushing apart.

6:32 "Chad" roflmfaololol. You just can't make this shit up.

7:37 earlier I was gonna say Nikki kinda gives me gay vibes, like a lipstick lesbian without the lipstick but... I guess not, since clearly she's gonna get dicked super hard by this Chad guy. Look, she even put on the thumbnail jean shorts to meet (meat?) him.

Still no shots of her ass in them from here on out, so bye gurl bye.

[Mister Obvious]

We just wanna see ass... is that so much to ass?