Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[Mister Obvious]

It's one thing to cuck yourself on the internet for entertainment purposes, but it's another thing to willingly be cucked in real life.

[Mister Obvious]

She's so outta there. She's done with the guy.

For sure.

Now that she's probably got band guy's contact info, it's doubtful she has any need for John in her life anymore.

I just wonder how long she was after that. How long was that her intention? Cuz I truly believe it was.

[user328]

He's dating a van life YouTuber. How can it get any worse? lol

[user328]

She needs to put a screen over that roach coach window.

[Mister Obvious]

What's with these chicks who are into band dudes?? For real? Especially past the age of like 21. What the sweet whore fuck?

[Mister Obvious]

Like, if you were *REALLY* into somebody, you wouldn't be leaving.

[Mister Obvious]

He bought her an ice machine AND a gun.

Sweet mother of fuck...

Where do I find a motherfucker like that, for real???

Having a sugar daddy who buys me guns is like...

My wet dream.

[Mister Obvious]

Fuck some ice... gimme them guns.

[Mister Obvious]

You kind of get used to the bad audio though, I'm surprised.

[Mister Obvious]

It's gotta be pretty privilege. That is the only conceivable reason why she found a sugar daddy who buys her guns.

[Mister Obvious]

Which SEEMS obvious, but it's really not. There are plenty of hoes out there giving out the snatch to sugar daddies and they don't get bought guns.

[Mister Obvious]

I fucking want guns. I want hammerless revolvers. Where's MY Johnny??????

[Mister Obvious]

Fucking bitch, Morgan slut bitchass bitch bitch.

Okay, I'm over it.

[Mister Obvious]

He wanted her to come back. He was trying to get her to come back soooo hard. That's really fucking sad.

[Mister Obvious]

Poor Johnny.

[Mister Obvious]

She never released Frantastic because she was afraid Johnny's musician friend wouldn't like it.

That's it, period point blank bottom line end of story.

If I was Johnny, I'd be so the fuck done with her.

[user328]

"Stop stressing over the YouTube channel."

That's your income, bitch.

[Mister Obvious]

Johnny my God man, have some self respect.

And send me guns.

[Mister Obvious]

"Stop stressing over the YouTube channel."

That's your income, bitch.

Fucking exactly.

[Guest]

She needs to lead him on until she has an arsenal and a badass truck built out to live in while she follows band guy around on tour.