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(07-07-2023, 08:22 PM)Chatwoman Wrote:
17:12 Kelli has been insanely fucking next level iconic lately.
I swear you will never have felt more flipped off than when you get flipped off by Kelli, even through a screen.
Her videos have been like ACTUAL POTATO quality since she's been livestreaming and using the border thingy on her picture. That's been like a year or some shit though. But apparently it's been scientifically (lol) proven that audio matters more than image quality for viewership retention. Kelli's audio is good, so the picture doesn't matter all that much. Check how she's freezing water bottles and wearing them between the boobies to deal with hot flashes. Shit is WIIIILLLLDDDDD for Kelli lately. WIIIIILLLLDDDDD.
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Dude...
It doesn't matter how hot out it is...
You ain't gonna be holding a frozen water bottle against yourself unless you're menopausin' HARRRD.
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You can feel the hormones all over her, this is shit that ONLY WOMEN DO.
Men cannot do this. That other stream where she was screaming fuck it and this one where she's doing that righteous double flipoff...
This is HORRMMMOOONNNEEESSSSS BAYBEEE.
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Nothing and I mean NOTHING comes close to the formidably scary behavior of a female under the influence of hardcore hormonal fluctuations.
It's literally impassable. You can't surpass it. Nothing matches that.
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(03-18-2022, 11:10 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4XwYpzZ9Zs
12:25 Kelli said she's a blood type B+ which I find really interesting because that's what I am too, and it's fairly rare.
Maybe that's why I find her so easy to relate to and I agree with a lot of what she says.
I forgot Kelli said this.
Her whole random blood type rant in that vid the other day made me search this thread for any previous mentions of blood type.
She can call it 3D matrix shit all she wants, but it does explain some things about her whether she likes it or not.
Pretty sure she also said she's gonna stop making her videos free. Look, I get it but... you're gonna get awful lonely over there talking to your echo chamber if you put all your stuff behind a paywall. It's not the way to go about things.
I'll wait for her to come back around if she does paywall everything. It'll be good to catch back up with her.
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1:24 you're standing on a beach with Kelli and she's being all quiet, thinking about how there are now two and a half suns...
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Wow, that's cool as fuck.
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Use it or lose it, bottom line.
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13:20 she's right though... it's all bullshit. The whole matrix is constantly just playing this drama, and we just drop in and observe the drama like a VR video game for the span of our lives, then we come back again for shits and giggles. It never changes in the matrix. This is just what it is.
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17:36 Kelli is now anti-map... self-professedly, they have never made sense to her.
Well, I gotta tell ya. I've had my issues reading maps in the past, I guess, of course, they can be complicated.
But I think I think you gotta at least know the proposed map of your home/residence country.
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Lol, Kelli tryin'a get in on some of that Old World action.
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Whoa, it's been a hot minute since we've seen Kelli in anything other than potato quality, she looks great!
Don't get me wrong, I love lo-fi, but typically Kelli's fi is too low even for my preferences?!
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Check out her shirt, is that a "GodBubble" merch shirt?? To me it looks kinda culty. I personally love it though. I'm in no danger of being in Kelli's cult, so WTF do I care!?
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I fucking love this lady, bwahahahahaha!
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Lol, you know Kelli's got some of the wildest Google search history ever.
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Is she doing this from a public coffeehouse? Lawwwlllsszz.
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I think I hear talking in the background.
I dunno... I don't think it's a business, looks more like a room in a low rent golf club or something.
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I just personally think she is ridiculously fascinating.
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