Sometimes I dream that I cut my fingernails short...

[Mister Obvious]

And they look all short and stubby and I'm just staring at them in the dream like "EWWWWW!!!!!!" 



That's some superficial subconscious shit right there.

[Mister Obvious]

It happened again!!!

I had this dream, and my fingernails were cut short all except for one middle finger! I keep looking at the fingernails, putting my hands at my side and then lifting them to look again hoping it wasn't true!

ROFL... and in the dream I had no idea how they got cut. So weird to dream seriously about something so silly.

[Mister Obvious]

I think it's just vanity, and consciously I do loathe having short fingernails. It's not really a mystery.