Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[user428]

Yeah. It isn't that hard to avoid fast food if you are living a mobile lifestyle. You can just go to the grocery store too and get fresh food, along with your canned items. That's why I think Morgan is up to something. LOL.

[Mister Obvious]

She's probably just trying to make sure Johnny can't randomly roll up on her.

[user428]

I'm sure she will be banging other dudes, in the interim. Poor Johnny.

[Guest]

She has to stay close to the road for the Amazon guy though.

[Mister Obvious]

Fkn laaaawwwwwwllllll AH MY GAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Bwhahahahahaha.

Oh man.

But I think Johnny's the type to go buy the phone, iPad, fridge and whatever else and then be like, "Come visit me and get your stuff!"

Which TBH absolutely would be a dealbreaker for me...

[Mister Obvious]

You gotta keep them sugar daddies "Contactless" and curbside delivery only.

[Mister Obvious]

Morgan's "junk drawer" is the most male thing I've ever seen in my life though.

[Mister Obvious]

Like, you can smell the grease and lube.

[Mister Obvious]

It's just very, very male.

[Mister Obvious]

Hey listen, I have cordless drill set too. I'm not knocking a lady being able to do her own things or whatever, I'm just saying that Morgan takes it to the next level.

[Mister Obvious]

Is she legit straight gluing the rainguards on?? Is that what you're supposed to do?? I had some with double sided tape, they stayed on for like 6 years. Then one day I was driving down the interstate and one of them flew off and shattered on the road behind me, I saw it in my rear view. I profusely thanked God the only people behind me were like really far away and I yanked the rest of them off at the next stop. I was like never the fuck again with rainguards, I don't give a fuck how they're adhered. Vehicles should be MADE with rainguards on the windows. Until they are, I'd never consider having them again.

[Guest]

She really does combine alot of masculine traits with her feminine chaos... that's probably irresistible to certain types of dudes

[Mister Obvious]

that's probably irresistible to certain types of dudes

Vaguely gay dudes... that's my theory at least. If a dude is into those masculine sorta traits, or if he likes muscular women... definitely in the closet. Ain't hatin'... just sayin'.

[Mister Obvious]

Morgan's definitely acting kinda weird though.

[Guest]

Lol I only know about Johnny and PowerBronco... maybe I need to reconsider the vague gayness of dudes who are into fixing trucks?
Thankfully she's not muscular I doubt even gay dudes are into that

[Mister Obvious]

maybe I need to reconsider the vague gayness of dudes who are into fixing trucks?

Hmmm, there may be a hole in my plot...

[Guest]

Morgan's definitely acting kinda weird though.

Well she's alone in a junk strewn truck in some woods 8 hours away from her new boyfriend rummaging through plastic bags and talking to strangers on a camera, so...  Oh you mean weirder than normal?

[Mister Obvious]

Wow, when you put it that way!? Sounds like some shit I'd do!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Somebody just mentioned finding Bigfoot, lol. If I were Morgan, I'd have an entire Bigfoot hunting series. It'd be ongoing.