Disclaimers on life...

[Mister Obvious]

Before we came here...

"You see that bozo in the clown suit? Yeah that's your dad. You sure you wanna do this?"

"Listen... you're gonna see your mom do some pretty crazy shit. Just... don't say you weren't warned."

"Then it hits the wall going about 95 and explodes! But don't worry, you get ejected and break your neck. You down? ... Sweet."

[Mister Obvious]

"After 120 days adrift, resorting to cannibalism and completely losing your mind, you run aground in South America! Then you get held captive and tortured by the resident savages and sacrificed to their serpent god, which is really just a freakishly large anaconda. Sound good?!"

[Mister Obvious]

"Yeah, it's gonna feel like a million papercuts splashed with lemon juice and cauterized by a blowtorch! You ready?!"

[Guest]

Trix what does this mean? Sounds like a good movie script

[Mister Obvious]

It's just hypothetical funny conversations between souls who are deciding what their next incarnation on earth will be. I picture a soul talking to an "oversoul" who is sort of "shopping" them on what their next life experience/incarnation should be.