Katie Carney

[user428]

Just have your bf take pictures if you in a bikini. I think that is how it works.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/pinecraft

Here is a beach for Katie.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

OMG...

Do you guys think this is what Katie was REALLY up to when she was asking if people wanted to have a meetup??

"Let's have a meetup, what do you think?! Bring your single brothers and male friends!"

[Mister Obvious]

It all makes sense now.

[Guest]

She mainly puts up short videos that disappear after like 24 hours. Usually just sitting around the house yammering.

[Mister Obvious]

Usually just sitting around the house yammering.

She needs to post that crap on YouTube... what, is she shy or something???

[Mister Obvious]

Back before Katie made the vid about deleting her dating apps, I was gonna make a joke about her being on ChristianMingle.

[Mister Obvious]

Oh man, there's a lot I could say... so many jokes. But I am not gonna, out of respect for Christianity, lol. I want to but I'm not gonna.

[Guest]

OMG...

Do you guys think this is what Katie was REALLY up to when she was asking if people wanted to have a meetup??

"Let's have a meetup, what do you think?! Bring your single brothers and male friends!"

That's probably the hope... then she gets irritated and cuts the meetup short when it's a just a small group of lonely middle age stalker ladies.

[Guest]

She'll even do live Q and A on IG sometimes. I've never seen her do a live YT, I wonder why. She could possibly get donations. I don't think she has Morgan level live entertainment skills, but she could give it a shot.

[Mister Obvious]

That's probably the hope... then she gets irritated and cuts the meetup short when it's a just a small group of lonely middle age stalker ladies.

Well, she did say she wanted some female friends?!

I've never seen her do a live YT, I wonder why. She could possibly get donations.

Oh damn, that's an idea. See, there's a lot of untapped potential... she should be trying things out, but she's lulled into normalcy bias because she's been used to having an audience for so long. She doesn't see the value in it anymore, like she would if she were someone else.

[Mister Obvious]

I lost my third virginity a few years back too Katie, trust me you won't miss it.

[Mister Obvious]

3:21 wow Katie, like... no reason to get personal.

[Mister Obvious]

7:35 damn yo, what's her plan with that slutty manicure!? I'm intrigued...

[Mister Obvious]

Makes me wanna paint my nails whore red and rub myself down with coconut oil and see which distant parts of my body I can lick.

[Mister Obvious]

14:00 UHHHHH OHHHHHHHH SHE MET A DUUUUUUUUUUUDEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So THAT'S what she's up to with the nails.

[Mister Obvious]

MUWAHAHAHAHA. BWAHAHAHAHAHA. YAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAS.

[Mister Obvious]

I'ma be jerkin' the gherkin over this one tonight.

[Mister Obvious]

2:16 dude, I FAAAHHHHKEEEN hate roundabouts too.

5:22 it looks like her arm is sparkling with sweat, or she's wearing glitter lotion. Which is hot. But I feel like Katie kiiiiind of hates Florida.

[Guest]

She does mention the unbearable Florida heat in every video. Now it's roundabouts and a loud grapefruit beer truck.
What are we Katie, the complaint department?! Sheesh