Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Mister Obvious]

WHAT THE EFF BROMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Stop don't stop.

[Mister Obvious]

Only Guest is allowed to be CIA. You being CIA isn't as hot. Spank me, I'm not sorry.

[Mister Obvious]

I said what I said.

[Guest]

I WAS JUST LISTENING TO LITTLE RIVER BAND EARLIER TOFUCKINGDAAAAAAAYYYYYY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU CIA?!?!??!!!?!!!

Remember when I mentioned wearing Ray-Ban Aviators and whispering into lapel mics? I was only half joking.

[Mister Obvious]

[Guest]

Spank me, I'm not sorry.

C'mere.

[Mister Obvious]

You must be smoking down on that sweet sticky green... it enhances the psychic abilities.

Either that or I am just way more predictable than I ever considered before.

Which is entirely possible.

[Mister Obvious]

I pride myself on being a weird clusterfuck of semi-retarded chaos, so this is gonna be a lot for me to process if I've been wrong this whole time.

[Guest]

You must be smoking down on that sweet sticky green... it enhances the psychic abilities.

Oh, and you're calling me CIA? I was just thinking about getting some herbal remedies. No troll!

[Mister Obvious]

I was just thinking about getting some herbal remedies.

Blow some into the USB port for me.

[Mister Obvious]

Give it a lil flick 'o the tongue too. Is that asking too much??

[Guest]

Little River Band is over, by the way. Now it's this.

[Mister Obvious]

I wouldn't be willing to do the same for you, so it's fine to say no. As long as you blow.

[Guest]

Give it a lil flick 'o the tongue too. Is that asking too much??

I don't know about flicking the tongue, MO. I'm not a stiff Richard by any means, but I gotta draw the line somewhere.

[Mister Obvious]

That's okay, we've still got a lot going for us.

[Guest]

I wouldn't be willing to do the same for you, so it's fine to say no. As long as you blow.

I don't do this for just anybody, but since you've been nice to me... besides all them times you banned me, I mean...

[Mister Obvious]

Well you deserved it. Most of the time. Lol, I mean. It's up for debate, but what's done is done?!

[Mister Obvious]

Fung definitely deserved it though.

[Guest]

Well you deserved it.

I wasn't really gonna show those upskirt shots to the other kids.