Just realized I've been wearing my underwear inside-out all day...

[Mister Obvious]

I'm not really used to wearing underwear and I'm not sure why I chose to today. I did it wrong.

[user35]

How can you tell if butt floss is inside out anyway?

[Mister Obvious]

You can stay ignorant about this matter, Diggy!!!

[Mister Obvious]

I've done it again.

They're inside-out.

I have no intention of correcting them either.

I'd have to take my shoes off.

[Mister Obvious]

OMG, and exactly a month to the day from the last time.

This is no coincidence.

[Dark Dick]

OMG, and exactly a month to the day from the last time.

This is no coincidence.

Maybe you were abducted by Aliens.[Image: http://www.sectual.com/images/icons/alien.png]

[Mister Obvious]

Maybe you were abducted by Aliens.

One of these days, they better let me remember that shit!



Since I wore them inside-out all day, doesn't that mean I can just turn them around the right way and wear them again tomorrow!?

[Dark Dick]

Turning your underwear inside out could be the procedure they use to mark the subjects they already examined. Also, why wear underwear at all?

[Mister Obvious]

I've been wearing underwear a lot more than usual lately due to my newfound love of slutty jean shorts.

[Dark Dick]

They're not really that slutty if you wear underwear.

[Mister Obvious]

Well, I have a strict rule against washing any of my clothes besides underwear...

So it's necessary to have a barrier between me and my ass flossing shorts.

To be honest, ensouling clothing is one of my favorite past times.

Don't worry, I sniff them now and then to make sure there's no problem.

[Mister Obvious]

I think it was even the same pair too.

WTF!

I put them in the dirty clothes... it was a hard decision and I can't pretend I didn't hesitate.

[Mister Obvious]

They smelled fine. I feel like that's all that should matter, but my conscience got the best of me.