Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Mister Obvious]

I feel like he's fucking your mind like a dude would fuck your mind if you were a chick.

[Guest]

A chick would have to be pretty dumb to not be able to best him in a battle of wits, am I right? lol

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah, but I'm just saying...

He always makes a fuss over you and acts like he really cares, but ultimately he didn't care enough to save your URL.

How's it feel?

[Mister Obvious]

I think Scorpio is a more emotionally aware sign than Pisces is... but Scorpio is also just kind of jaded in a medieval, covert, brutalist kind of way.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm not even half way through my first cup of coffee of the day... bare with me. Except for Fung. He can stay clothed.

[Guest]

He always makes a fuss over you and acts like he really cares, but ultimately he didn't care enough to save your URL.

How's it feel?

How do I feel about Fungus not caring about me? lmao

If I had a rat's ass, I wouldn't give it.

I mean it's the Internet. I'm here for the lulz. Maybe I'll learn something, maybe I won't. Doesn't matter. None of this matters in the grand scheme of things.

[Guest]

I think Scorpio is a more emotionally aware sign than Pisces is... but Scorpio is also just kind of jaded in a medieval, covert, brutalist kind of way.

There's nothing emotional about noticing how unobservant he is. Just stating a fact.

[Mister Obvious]

Mmmmmhmmm.

[Guest]

I'm not even half way through my first cup of coffee of the day... bare with me. Except for Fung. He can stay clothed.

How little should I be wearing?

[Mister Obvious]

Undress til you think you're naked, and we'll go from there.

[Guest]

Mmmmmhmmm.

If you think I want him shitting up my site, you're out of your mind. I had enough babysitting difficult people in my red board days. Fungus definitely does not represent the tone I want to set for my place. He can piss in somebody else's pool.

[Guest]

Undress til you think you're naked, and we'll go from there.

I want to keep my gauze panties on. They make me feel sexy.

[Mister Obvious]

No you're lucky he hasn't found your site... cuz he'd register instead of just posting as Guest, and then you'd have to figure out how to create usergroups and disallow registered members from certain features, make posts approval only, etc. Muwahahaha!

[Guest]

If Fungus really is playing head games and not just a dumbass, he's amateur hour compared to the red board trolls. They hounded the board admins to death. Complaining about the software features, nagging them to ban other posters, etc. Not to mention SQL injections and defacements. A dipshit who merely makes death threats wouldn't be a challenge at all.

[Mister Obvious]

Cuz I doubt you'd want him posting the warped violent shit he tries to post. I sure wouldn't want that kinda stuff on my site, whether edgelording and shitposting was allowed or not.

[Mister Obvious]

That kind of stuff CAN be funny (sometimes) but it never is when Fung says it.

[Mister Obvious]

No offense, Fung.

[Guest]

No you're lucky he hasn't found your site... cuz he'd register instead of just posting as Guest, and then you'd have to figure out how to create usergroups and disallow registered members from certain features, make posts approval only, etc. Muwahahaha!

I've managed to find my way around that admin CP. I've seen the per-group permissions you're talking about. Registrations require e-mail verification and manual admin approval now. If all else fails, I can ban his whole IP range.

[Mister Obvious]

If Fungus really is playing head games and not just a dumbass, he's amateur hour compared to the red board trolls. They hounded the board admins to death. Complaining about the software features, nagging them to ban other posters, etc. Not to mention SQL injections and defacements. A dipshit who merely makes death threats wouldn't be a challenge at all.

Those are all problems that come along to a site with any considerable number of users. Smaller is funner... applies to other things in life too. Particularly dick. I love a nice average to below average peen.

[WeirdPeople]

And meanwhile in the real world.
I just get on with life.
So let it be said of the Karmic Debt.
I never did anything to anyone of you people.
I could have.
Except from venting on the internet when on certain things.
Be the person you want to be, do things that are either important or needed.
I have never attacked this or anyone elses sites other than being myself.
And if you don't like myself, many others do.
Children.