Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[Mister Obvious]

This thread is now in the top 10 replied threads...

That's some bullshit, I ain't even all that into Morgan.

She's okay, but she's not like top 10 thread status to me.

[Guest]

Yeah that livestream was lame-- she was mainly just listing hot springs locations. Then later on she did a forest fire documentary.
Guess she's become Borgan... we can call her Bo. Congrats on making top ten in four months tho, even if undeserved lol

[Mister Obvious]

[Met Johnny]
https://www.youtube.com/@UnstoppableMorgan

Her BF doesn't like alcohol and she made them martinis lastnight.

Looks like she went back to his place to collect her new smartphone.

[Mister Obvious]

What, Johnny, no iPad??

[Mister Obvious]

He needs to step up his game. If I wanted a new iPad AND a phone, and he only got me one of them? Pft. Dumped.

[Mister Obvious]

Especially since she really needed the iPad for the bigger screen... so really, a new phone isn't what she ACTUALLY wanted.

[Mister Obvious]

Fail.

[Mister Obvious]

Not hot.

[Mister Obvious]

No fuckhole for you, Johnny.

[Mister Obvious]

See, I listen close and I can discern what women want.

[Mister Obvious]

They're teaching the dogs German commands??

Lmao...

Ugh.

My God.

Is it time to dump Johnny yet?

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

[Guest]

Johnny hates weed smoking hippies and he's a dog Nazi. But rich and good looking... what's she gonna do?

[Mister Obvious]

Johnny hates weed smoking hippies

Dealbreaker alert, even worse than not buying Morgan a new iPad along with the phone.

[Mister Obvious]

I just... agh. I tire of the Johnny era.

[Mister Obvious]

Nothing against him personally. Except for the iPad thing. That's the worst part of it all for me, I just... I can only imagine Morgan's disappointment to JUST receive the new phone but not the iPad. Maybe the iPad is still coming???

[Mister Obvious]

Apparently they're going on a trip to spend a week with his daughters. That sounds like a disaster in the making. Lol. A WHOLE WEEK!? Morgan ain't serious about this guy like that. Puhleaze.

[Mister Obvious]

Morgan says she's having a hard time with Miles and she's acting like she wants to get rid of him.

[Mister Obvious]

You can't just get rid of one of the dogs, Morgan, you have to get rid of all of them.

Them's the rules...

I didn't make 'em.