Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[Mister Obvious]

I deadass think Morgan is secretly crying on camera right now. For literally no reason.

[Mister Obvious]

Like she just ate and it's like she crashed one thousand percent.

[Mister Obvious]

This woman has serious hormonal problems.

[Guest]

My mother has COPD from 50 years of smoking. It's not a good way to go... not sure if vaping causes that , but as a PSA I'd highly recommend against smoking anything.

[Mister Obvious]

Now she's hinting (whilst sniffling over old random tears that make no sense) that she doesn't want Johnny riding motorbikes because it's dangerous.

[Mister Obvious]

My mother has COPD from 50 years of smoking. It's not a good way to go... not sure if vaping causes that , but as a PSA I'd highly recommend against smoking anything.

Yup, smoking anything is bad. Even cannabis... I think a better way to approach it is to vape it or eat it.

I think vaping must be a lot safer but still, it hasn't been going on long enough for us to truly know.

I think it all has consequences that aren't worth dealing with.

[Mister Obvious]

Both of them are obviously fighting a losing battle with this relationship.

[Mister Obvious]

She's trying to act like she doesn't want to get pregnant, "especially" in their situation... but with her tone and what she's saying, it's so obvious that she REALLY REALLY REALLY does.

[Mister Obvious]

I can just tell and it makes me cringe so hard. Sooooo hard. This is such a massive red flag, John is so dumb. Sir, you are dumb. You really are.

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

Dude Morgan is constantly balls deep in Johnny's shit... like ALLLWAYYYSSS asking him about his feelings and all this kinda shit. It's obnoxious.

[Mister Obvious]

I don't think Morgan is worth dealing with even part time for Johnny's basically retired old dad ass.

[Mister Obvious]

She's absolutely ridiculous. Dumbest most inexplicable rollercoaster of retarded emotions ever.

[Mister Obvious]

No way in hell I'd put up with either one of these assclowns.

[Guest]

Dude Morgan is constantly balls deep in Johnny's shit... like ALLLWAYYYSSS asking him about his feelings and all this kinda shit. It's obnoxious.

I was just thinking he's impressively chill for being able to calmly field her interrogations while staying focused on the fixing the truck hahah.
Pretty good multitasking. Also seems to have gotten pretty comfortable with an audience.

[Mister Obvious]

I wouldn't deal with her emotional rollercoaster needy bullshit.

No way.

Most women have this problem to one degree or another, but it looks like Morgan's got a bad case of it.

[Mister Obvious]

It's laced with hormonal imbalance. I dunno how you fix that shit, but she needs to figure it out.

[Mister Obvious]

Maybe whatever organs that deal with regulating hormones have been damaged by her drinking over the years.

I strongly doubt it though, she's probably always been this way.

[Mister Obvious]

She says John's a simulation that she created...

I have heard those words out of a narcissist before, it's monumentally creepy.

[Mister Obvious]

Extremely creepy shit to hear that out of someone. I mean, I get it... I also think that we're in a simulation and there's only one consciousness = God. But... in the game, you gotta pretend like other people actually exist. You can't just "unperson" people and act like they only exist because of you, like some kind of fucking freak.