Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[Mister Obvious]

She just muted the stream and walked out of frame, guarantee she's screaming.

[Mister Obvious]

Now she's drinking a shot and pretending it's apple juice.

[Mister Obvious]

She just put in some breath spray to cover up the alcohol smell.

[Mister Obvious]

Morgan is just...

Not wife material.

Which is fine, at least she's entertaining at a distance.

But if she can't accept her purpose in life, she is just gonna struggle endlessly.

[Mister Obvious]

Not wife material and not mom material... which is FINE.

At least she's not a boring normie.

But most men want a boring normie to enslave into wifehood and motherhood...

They cheat with women like Morgan, they don't marry them.

[Mister Obvious]

She was gonna act like she's not on live when Johnny came in... that's fucked up.

[Mister Obvious]

She put the phone in her pocket.

[Mister Obvious]

That is some shifty shit, my dudes.

Unacceptable...

Just a bunch of unacceptable crap.

Unacceptable Morgan.

[Mister Obvious]

I never realized she was so needy. Fear of abandonment, neediness but also being manipulative and cruel and exacting... it's all narcissistic traits.

[Guest]

I just heard her say she thinks they're identical twins... so I guess she's a simulation too? She also said the relationship is fucked, and she thinks he's fixing her truck out of guilt.
Whatever the case, it seems like the situation is beyond John's problem solving skills

[Mister Obvious]

My dream relationship would be like... someone I never talk on the phone to, maybe text a couple times per week max, maybe get together like once every few months.

[Guest]

Fear of abandonment is also Borderline, which she has diagnosed herself as having.
Definitely seems like something that should be addressed. Not sure how though... I can't imagine her being a good therapy patient. It would take a rare kind of expert I'm sure

[Mister Obvious]

I just heard her say she thinks they're identical twins... so I guess she's a simulation too? She also said the relationship is fucked, and she thinks he's fixing her truck out of guilt.
Whatever the case, it seems like the situation is beyond John's problem solving skills

He's got his problems, but I don't think he deserves to put up with an insane rollercoaster of ridiculous emotions with no discernible source or cause. He's a logical man, and he's dealing with a wholly illogical female who is worse than most other females even are on that front.

[Mister Obvious]

If you're a dog person, aren't dogs supposed to be all you need in life?? Why bother with people, lol???

[Mister Obvious]

Her truck's fixed and she's like, "How am I gonna say thank you for that?!"

Um, by leaving TBH.

[Mister Obvious]

Johnny just seems like a typical "fix it all" kind of man to me.

He demonstrates his appreciation for people by doing stuff like this.

He's not a fucking "feelings" kind of man...

So stupid.

It's like she doesn't get it. Has she never encountered a typical "fix it all" dad man before??

She just rammed her door into his motorbike accidentally, lmao.

You can't fake that level of Taz.

But then again, maybe she did it on purpose, she IS pretty conniving on the fly.

[Mister Obvious]

She's got FOURRRRR dogs in the cab.

Johnny's dog (who I actually like) is just panting in front of the camera and drool is pouring out of his mouth.

[Mister Obvious]

Dogs are so nasty. They even eat cat shit. That's how superior cats are to dogs. Dogs literally eat their shit.

[Mister Obvious]

When I'm right I'm right.

[Guest]

She said he's a simulation of HER? lol... He must be alot different off camera. Maybe he's a slower less hilly rollercoaster?
This is quite the amusement park...
But yeah, she should say should thank him by secretly packing the truck, telling him she's heading to Del Taco for Dr. Pepper... and never coming back.