@Lookner
He killed his GF out of insane psychotic jealousy and paranoia. Probably killed that guy down in Brazil in self-defense. I don't think he "likes" killing people, it's probably not high up on his to-do list in this situation.
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Dancing Banana 
Danelo "You've Got Me All Wrong" Cavalcante
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Danelo "Bumcakes" Cavalcante
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Not to poke fun at the soon-to-be dead or anything. Preemptive RIP for Danelo.
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"Murphy the Adult Human Dolphin sent me something about the helicopter." - Steve Lookner, 2023
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Apparently Danelo's mom has come out and said that her son has killed 2 people, but he is not a danger to the public, even if he's armed. She said that he has been trained in survival by a hard life of suffering. She said he began working at age 5 shining shoes and began working in the fields by age 7. She said that the man he killed in Brazil was in self-defense, and that he killed his GF because she threatened to report him to authorities (for deportation I guess).
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The Authorities have been acting like Danelo was Christopher Dorner.

I guess all those Homeland Security buck have to be used up so they can get more for the next selected crisis.
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12k watching this guy... outstanding.
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He has a great radio voice... love the multi-stream window setup. He's very good.
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Danelo's new nickname in the chats is "Smallfoot" fucking lawwwllll.
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They're in hot pursuit of a heat signature in the woods. I think it's definitely him. They're trying to flush him out, they have the place surrounded by US Marshals and DHS too.

I feel sorry for Danelo's mom. They're totally gonna kill him for sure. This is why you never have kids... you just never know how they're gonna turn out. It'd be terrible to birth a bad seed and have to think about them being in prison for life, or getting chased and gunned down by the police.
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On these livestreams where they're driving around these rural roads, I've seen a lot of people in the chat saying they'd never want to live somewhere 'dark and secluded' because they'd be too scared. I've never even considered that there are people who feel that way. How did humans get to be such pussies?? Boggles the mind.
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Good, let them stay in their shitty cities.

There will be more room in the countryside for people who want to live there, and when society collapses those city shitters will be to scared to venture into the country.
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Danelo "Caught" Cavalcante
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Danelo "First Blood" Cavalcante
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(09-13-2023, 12:38 AM)Chatwoman Wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QvZCRB2qDQ

They catch him like 7 hours into the stream, lol.

Told you he wouldn't hurt anybody.

I'm glad they didn't kill him.
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(09-13-2023, 08:13 AM)Dark Dick Wrote: Danelo "Caught" Cavalcante

He had a very exciting 2 weeks on the outside, and according to the footage of him being walked to the vehicle, lil guy was spentttt.

It's impressive that it didn't end with him dead though... I was almost sure they'd just kill him.

He tried to crawl off through brush with the rifle, they sent the dog after him (minor bite wound) and continued to try to resist once caught, but apparently nothing that lead to any injuries for anyone.
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Danelo's made himself into a small-time legend though. I'm sure having a history of escape gets you some kind of rep.

Wonder if he can read and write? He should release a memoir, prisoners are allowed to write/publish books.

I'm sure this is the last we'll ever hear of him, that good ol' 15 minutes of fame.
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https://x.com/i/status/1701945130020663758

Imagine the surreal moment you're being walked to an armored vehicle by teams of SWAT after a two week chase, and they suddenly walk you back a little bit so they can all line up for a photo of everybody together.

Roflmfao.

What did that picture look like? For real, I wanna see it.

Where's the blood between photos??

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F56axcxXEAAWxH7?format=jpg&name=medium

Psy-op?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F56dFHqWEAED8YB?format=jpg&name=small
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That's sus.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F56dBbUWoAAVDCP?format=jpg&name=large

Really though...

If he got a scalp wound from the dog and it was bleeding that much, it isn't just suddenly gonna completely stop in time for photos so what's the deal??
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