Katie Carney

[Mister Obvious]

She used so much mayonnaise and mustard lol.

TONS of mustard. TONS.

Which, I mean, get it gurl.

I love me some mustard too.

But that shit can get out of hand.

[user428]

Yeah, I'm good with a small amount.

[Mister Obvious]

That's what's so great about not having to cook for somebody else though... you can do it how ever you want. Win!

[user428]

I would rather have Katie cook for me though.

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah, it would be nice. I appreciate that she cooks at all, it's sad how rare it's become in the younger generations.

[user428]

It's expensive to eat out though a lot.

[Mister Obvious]

I think most chicks look better with no makeup. This isn't a critique on Katie, nothing to do with her. She does good makeup, but... I dunno, I think going with a fresh face makes you look younger by like 5-10 years on average.

[Mister Obvious]

I just don't like makeup. If I can't rub my face and rinse my face several times per day, I don't enjoy life as much. If you only wore eye makeup, it'd be bearable, but face makeup? Not a fucking chance. I have never fucked with foundation. The stuff causes more problems than it ever solves.

[Mister Obvious]

Only posting her super personal stuff on IG stories is a perfect way to make sure no one ever sees it, cuz I don't know how to use that shit. Like I don't care if she was showing titties, I still wouldn't try, lol.

[Mister Obvious]

I genuinely feel like this video is like 6 years old.

Not because it LOOKS like it is...

But that's the vibe.

[Mister Obvious]

OH MY GOD IT ISSSSSS AN OLD VIDEO!!!

ROFL I THOUGH IT WAS NEW!!!

[Mister Obvious]

I was like why the fuck is she acting like she's still living in her car right now!?

Dude...

I dunno, it's kinda weird though.

I feel like this is a sign that Katie is romantically involved with someone.

And apparently I'm not even subscribed to Katie anymore.

What the fuck?

Did we just jump timelines or something?

Lmfao?!

I am HALF JOKING here.

[Mister Obvious]

How did I get unsubbed??

Would I unsub Katie on purpose??

I don't remember unsubbing...

[Mister Obvious]

I did unsub from like 300+ people a couple months back though.

How do I keep seeing her new vids when they get uploaded if I'm unsubbed??

[Mister Obvious]

It's a sign. It's gotta be a sign.

[user428]

You can make an IG account and not post anything, just follow people.

[Mister Obvious]

I do know that when you watch Stories, people can see that your account watched it.

[Mister Obvious]

So yeah, uh no. Homie don't be watching IG Stories.

[Mister Obvious]

*triple checks whether video is actually new before posting*

0:54 she really is dishing out some good advice right off the bat though, gotta say.

11:20 guuuuurrrrrrl, amen amen amen.

[Mister Obvious]

0:03 pft, if they're still wet you can still use 'em!?

(That's what he said.)