Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[user428]

Can you paw me like a cat MO? and rub your butt on me?

[user428]

I really don't know many Taylor Swift songs, but you always hear about here being so popular.

[user428]

There is this travel vlogger named Gabriel Traveler. He was deep in some Indian city, with no tourists, and the local packs of dogs were chasing him all around the town. It was hilarious.

[GXT]

T-Swizzle's gonna piss on the 50 yard line at halftime, but Morgan and Buddy are gonna piss on the TV to cancel it out...

So the USA will survive, barely.

[GXT]

That's just my prediction... I don't know if MGM offers that bet though

[GXT]

It all happened, but they censored it...
Morgan thought she was helping Taylor, but she was really saving the country.
I tried to bet on it but I couldn't figure out PayPal...
damn.

[GXT]

I mean I know how to do PayPal... I just kept getting a message that said "no piss allowed" ...
Fkn BS man

[user428]

Yeah I can definitely see that being true.

See this is the thing with dog people...

They act like dogs too. Dogs pee on stuff to mark their territory.

I mean cats do too, but at least they're cats.

I don't own pets. So I guess I am just a wild animal at heart.

[Mister Obvious]

I really don't know many Taylor Swift songs, but you always hear about here being so popular.

I know of a couple of them for reasons wholly unrelated to being interested in her music.

Something about writing a dude's name in her book of back up plans.

A song that is supposedly about miscarriage.

Then another one about "you made me do this" or some shit.

That's literally the extent of what I know about any of her songs.

I refuse to purposely listen to any of it because I don't want to be brainwashed.

There's no other explanation as to why so many people are "fans" of her music.

Gotta be underhanded tactics at play.

[Mister Obvious]

My theory is that her fans are people who were teenagers when she was super popular back in the early 2010s...

Then those people ended up being parents and forced it on their kids.

Likewise, any kids who are into her force it on their parents...

They all got Stockholm'd.

[GXT]

Yeah I don't like judging people harshly on their musical taste but between this and Leann Rimes,
Morgan is on thin ice

[GXT]

But I've also only heard like 5 Taylor Swift songs and 0 Leanne Rimes songs, so...

The Taylor juggernaut has definitely gotten insane though, seemingly weirder than normal huge pop stars... but then everything is weird now

[GXT]

I refuse to purposely listen to any of it because I don't want to be brainwashed.

There's no other explanation as to why so many people are "fans" of her music.

Gotta be underhanded tactics at play.

I think I'm onto something...

This Taylor situation also has a P connection that could explain why Morgan is brainwashed...

As in her Pfairytale romance with a Popular Pfizer Promoting Pfootball Player?!

Morgan luvs Peeee!

[GXT]

But then she also claims to hate big pharma, and won't use Bragg's apple cider vinegar because Katy Perry owns it.
Enigmatic.

[Mister Obvious]

Apparently Morgan tried to livestream watching the Super Bowl and kept having the streams taken down, lol. Too much of that and you'd think she'd lose the whole channel.

Dude, fuck the Super Bowl. She should have just ignored it and offered alternative entertainment for the people who don't give a fuck about it. Didn't T-Swizzle perform? Maybe that's why she watched it.

I'd be okay with it if Morgan had lez feelings toward Tay, but if it's just a legitimate admiration for her music, I don't get it. Then again, whenever Morgan's talked about music or played stuff on her streams she seemed kinda into, I didn't really vibe with it. There was like ONE song recommendation she made once that was kinda cool.

[GXT]

Swizzle did not perform aside from being there... she was an NFL fixture all year due to dating a player she's helped make extra
world famous. He got $20 million to do a vax commercial shortly after they started dating... then his team won the Super Bowl.

I try not to pay attention but it's hard to avoid... then Morgan had to go bringin' it up.
She needs to reconsider Katy Perry as maybe a less suspect lez partner.

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

Video title...

"I SMELL A NOMATIC MOVEMENT SCAM"...

Nomatic??

NOMATIC???????

[Mister Obvious]

Okay, done being the grammar police.

But dude...

She's 100% correct about the van life/NOMADIC community on YT...

It's beyond oversaturated with hella boring, mega fake personalities these days.

It's actually crazy. As fuck.

[Mister Obvious]

And it never ceases to amaze me how many followers these fucking people get, no matter how UNBELIEVABLY BORING they are.

Some of these people?? They make Nikki look like the WILDEST FUCKING HELLCAT ON THE PLANET.