Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco
And yo, I've been called boring.

I am not even saying I'm NOT boring.

But...

I think I'm more interesting than some of these people, I am just gonna be real.

If I'm boring, they're HELLA fucking boring, bottom line.

Like yeah, I may be boring, but they're REALLY boring.
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I think her philosophy of not helping people cuz they're gonna "burn you in the end" is a lame and pussy move. Nut up and help people anyway you fucking scrooge. Also boring.
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That's just total insecurity. If you were a secure and confident person, you wouldn't care about that.
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As a general rule, I totally dislike YouTube couples. I've talked about this before though. Usually we watch YouTubers cuz we wanna be with them, or we wanna be like them. Who wants to be with a fucking couple? No one. Totally unrelatable.
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(02-22-2024, 04:22 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: Who wants to be with a fucking couple?

Only some kinda freaky weirdo perverts.
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If you're gonna be successful as a YouTube couple, you've both gotta be absurdly beautiful to a totally unreasonable degree.

Like if Chris Isaak and Helena Christensen were a YouTube couple...



They'd be successful. That's how attractive you'd have to be.
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Any dude would secretly fuck Chris Isaak. Any chick would be willing to be the innards in a Chris and Helena sammich.

This cannot be argued by anyone with a straight face. Some things are facts.
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Yesterday Morgan went live and did some thing with a stick in her ear to get out earwax. She was also talking a lot about gall bladders and gallstones. And how she once drank epsom salt water and ended up shitting in the shower.
I was eating so I ended up watching something else
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(02-22-2024, 05:23 PM)GXT Wrote: And how she once drank epsom salt water and ended up shitting in the shower.

Lol Huh
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She did finally go see a doctor though, and got instructions for some type of cleanse that involves drinking alot of apple juice.
No definite diagnosis... she may still get a blood test. That's all I caught of the medical update.
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Thanks for letting me know, I really appreciate it since I am not subbed to her Patreon.

I do care about Morgan, just not enough to pay to hear what's going on, lol.

My guess is that there's nothing really wrong with her, besides the typical bodily degradation that comes with age anyways, especially when you're a crazy chick like Morgan who has had weird accidents in the past.

I think she's going through a super hardcore time of mental neuroticism and being hyperfocused on herself, hypochondria style.

A dash of anorexia thrown in and I think that's the recipe for her current situation.
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Is it just me or did she just get off the stream like she had somewhere to be or something and now she's literally right back streaming again??

Lol, the only problem with Morgan's approach is that she ever stops streaming at all.

There's no excuse for it.
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She should be streaming 24/7.

She can break it up between Patreon only and public YouTube, but she should never stop.

Shower streams go on OnlyFans, sleeping streams and other weird parts of life go on Patreon, and the rest of it goes on YouTube.

It's not complicated Morgan.
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If I was a pro YouTuber, I'd take the camera to the bathroom with me and everything...

If only ;)
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It is weird that she'd do a rare live Youtube stream solely to call out some other channel for being scammers...
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She said was avoiding Youtube because of all the drama and negativity, lol
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I agree about the couples channels though, any I've ever seen have been insufferable
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(02-22-2024, 05:58 PM)GXT Wrote: It is weird that she'd do a rare live Youtube stream solely to call out some other channel for being scammers...

The only thing she did wrong in that scenario was spell their channel name wrong in her title, not do it on her main channel, and not leave it up. She wussed out. She should fully engage in drama with other channels, it's good for views/clicks.
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Morgan is holding herself back to a huge degree.

She acts like she's a veteran YouTuber and has been through it all and she's like retired now or some shit...

Like no honey, you are never gonna be done here.

Just accept it and start doing your job right.
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She makes a great point about the month seeming to go by slowly. This is the benefit of living a mobile lifestyle. It makes life seem much longer. Living beach front in Florida like that, for a month that probably felt like at least 3? Shit, that's the way to fuckin' live right there.
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