Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[GXT]

Whooooa, I was just listening to INXS "Never Tear Us Apart" the other morning.

That's kinda weird.

If her trucks and trailers could sing...

[Mister Obvious]

I checked out my own YouTube 2024 Recap because of Morgan though, it sounded kinda cool. My top artists were Prince and Bob Dylan. It said I was a Superhero. Lol.

[Mister Obvious]

Morgan about to go live just in time for dinner...

[Mister Obvious]

I'm afraid things would go gay between us.

I just say that cuz I know she wouldn't be able to resist me.

[Mister Obvious]

She's playing the Elvis Christmas album, AKA the best fucking Christmas album of all fucking time.

[Mister Obvious]

AYE HAI HEY HAI HEY HAI AM DREAMING

[Mister Obvious]

MAYYYOOONNNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE

[Mister Obvious]

Morgan's gonna start selling body oil.

I just recently decided I'm gonna formulate a similar thing and put it up for sale too.

It's not my main focus, it's just gonna be along with some other stuff I'm gonna be offering for sale.

[Mister Obvious]

I kinda feel like Morgan needs to NOT go traveling around.

[Mister Obvious]

Morgan sounds low key down TBH.

She's like overthinking everything hardcore.

[Mister Obvious]

What the fuck does she mean she didn't "discover" rest areas until like 18 months into living on the road??

Who doesn't know about rest areas??

[Mister Obvious]

Maybe she's better off just renting rather than owning. She doesn't seem to REALLY wanna settle down in one place.

[Mister Obvious]

She's talking about hay bale houses... never heard of them before. That's pretty fucking rad.

[Dark Dick]

LOL. I'm imagining an igloo made of hay bales.

[Mister Obvious]

These dudes who call in to Morgan's livestreams sound super sexy.

[Mister Obvious]

Dude this Rosa chick Morgan's involved with sounds like a clusterfuck. I know she helped her when she was in a tough spot, but damn. I really don't think Morgan should go back to Cali.

[GXT]

Haha just heard that part and was thinking the same and wondering how one even goes about getting a life that convoluted...
California drug town, always getting robbed, has to go to Holland (?!) to heal from surgery but can only stay 2 weeks so then Texas
to a daughter's sketchy land sharing place. Or something. And she has a Norweegaleegan accent, lol.
I mean I can totally see how she and Morgan would be friends though.

[GXT]

Also the endless deliberating over buying land, saying it's selfish and she'd rather be helping people makes no sense.
If she just had a cheap place to park the trailer she could stop constantly worrying about logistics. Then go around in her
truck and help people clean or whatever. Lol she was really rambling in the second half of that one. The mac and cheese must've gotten to her.

[GXT]

Oh yeah Rosa also figured out that if you put a chicken coop on top of your car in California you can avoid paying for registration.
She actually may need to become a character on this show lol

[Mister Obvious]

And she has a Norweegaleegan accent, lol.

Fucking roflmfao. I tuned out shortly after that part lolol.

If she just had a cheap place to park the trailer she could stop constantly worrying about logistics.

Amen. I sincerely hope she chooses that option. If I were in her position... I would.

Oh yeah Rosa also figured out that if you put a chicken coop on top of your car in California you can avoid paying for registration.
She actually may need to become a character on this show lol

On one hand it does sound entertaining. But at this point... I'd rather the Morgan Show be sorta boring with Morgan stable somewhere.