EPIPHANIES N SHEEEEEEIT

[Dark Dick]

The television test pattern would make a great screensaver.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c...rs.svg.png

[Dark Dick]

When I just clicked on a YouTube video, I noticed the time was 4:44.

When the video loaded it had 444 likes.

[Dark Dick]

Milk chocolate is dehydrated chocolate milk.

Chocolate milk is watered down milk chocolate.

[Dark Dick]

LOL.

"America has fallen... and it can't get up!"

[Dark Dick]

"Oddjob" is really "Goldfinger". "Auric Goldfinger" is just a frontman.

Also, the chubby kid from "Willy Wonka" was probably based on "Auric Goldfinger".

[Dark Dick]

https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo...901956.jpg

LOL. The hitchhiking thumb gesture really means you're prepared to give handjobs.

Especially when you wave your arm in a "handjob" motion.

[Dark Dick]

"Fortune" favours the "unfortunate".

[Dark Dick]

"Burlap" is "Pal Rub" spelled backwards.

[Dark Dick]

15:00 - Fannie, you should get a walking pad/walk mill. You can walk on it while you're watching movies or on the internet.

[Dark Dick]

Everytime you say "ladies", "L.A. Dies".

[Dark Dick]

"Humans Forget." "Gods Remember."

[Dark Dick]

The "B.C." in 2000 BC is really "Butter Cookie".

[Dark Dick]

Those Heinz tomato ketchup packets are the best thing ever.

Just the right amount of ketchup and can stay at ambient temperature.

[Dark Dick]

I'm being drawn to the colour red lately.

Also, ketchup tastes really good to me lately.

[Mister Obvious]

How old was your mom when you were born?

You add her age to your age, plus ~9 months...

That's how long you've actually been on this planet, as an egg IN HER FRICKEN WOMB WHEN SHE WAS BORN WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!! AND EVEN BEFORE THAT, WHEN SHE WAS IN THE WOMB IN YOUR FRICKEN GRANDMA YOU WERE AN EGG WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

Don't stand up for a while because you really could pass out when this sinks in.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm SHOOOOOOOOOK YO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

YEEEEEEEE-OHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Lmao. K I'm done, it's fine.

[Dark Dick]

"Pita" Bread is really "Pain In The Ass" Bread.

[Mister Obvious]

Everyone has the same problems.

That's it.

Everybody. Same problems.