I'm planning a big post election Trump victory party...

[Mister Obvious]

call me weird honey baby mo , but I like seeing Ivanka getting patted down
love to be a TSA agent at her favorite airport

https://twitter.com/RickyReidling/status...6692079617

LOL what is he SAYING to her!?

[Mister Obvious]

A few years late, but here we are.

Obama just strutted in down the hall lined with soldiers, and he looked very fucking proud. Of the whole nine.

Wild shit.

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No Michelle by him though...

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The other presidents walked in with their wives/former first ladies.

Hmmm.

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Where the fuck is Michelle? Is she dead or something?

[Mister Obvious]

Bezos, Zuckerberg, and Musk are all seated together.

Weeeeiiirrrdddd shiiiitttt duuuuudddeee.

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah they're the richest men in the world, but it's like... just really strange to see them together and this is like some point of unity for them.

But Michelle Obama couldn't drag her ass in?? She should have come even if they are getting divorced or she's on crutches or something. She held an official office. She should have walked down the entryway with Obama whether they've been divorced for years.

To not be there today, she must be bedridden or something. If she's not there because of POLITICS, that's insane. Totally insane. If all these other fuckers who don't even like each other can be there and seated together no less, then she needs to get the chip off her shoulder if this is really a problem of ideology.

[Mister Obvious]

Bill and Hillary walked in together. I mean, what the hell? Where's Michelle?

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Better stream, no meaningless flapping of the gums going on with the talking heads.

[Mister Obvious]

There's a lady talking over it but she's just narrating who these people are and what's going on.

[Mister Obvious]

I wonder if Obama is straight up embarrassed by Michelle's absence. It's kinda not cool man, like I said, unless she's super fucked up and bedridden or something, then there really is no excuse for this. If they're not already getting divorced I would 100% divorce her.

They just announced Obama and he walked in. Alone.

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I feel bad for him to be honest with you.

[Mister Obvious]

There's a lady talking over it but she's just narrating who these people are and what's going on.

There's a dude and a chick talking over it actually, but they're pretty much just stating bland facts and not really being politically biased so I'm putting up with it.

[Mister Obvious]

This is WEEEEIIIIIRRRRRDDDDDD man.

The vibes are weird. It's not "bad" weird, it's just...

Weird weird.

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There's Barron Trump looking 2 ft. taller than all the other men beside him.

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I will admit that he is so fucking fine.

[Mister Obvious]

He's like shockingly, devilishly handsome, just my kinda dude.

[Mister Obvious]

He's absolutely fucking gorgeous man they must be so proud.

I wonder what'll be his story in 20 or 30 years...

Will he be supreme ruler of the Trump Dynasty's America?

Canamerixcoland?

[Mister Obvious]

Trump's ballsack must literally be vibrating with excitement right now, chills of victory just shuddering through his nuts.