I'm planning a big post election Trump victory party...

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I'm glad Joe can retire now and be taken care of for the rest of his life instead of being paraded around, jacked up on speed, and getting elder abused all the time.

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Vance seems pretty professional, reserved, lawyer-esque almost.

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Trump's VP picks have always been super questionable IMO, but whatevs. I'm actually surprised Trump won with Vance, but hey... thank God. I guess. We'll see. Hopefully he won't be even worse than Pence.

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The announcer has fucked up a couple times, but I'm sure he's nervous as absolute pure and total fuck.

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He just announced Trump. Here he comes.

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Fuck me. I love this man. I swear I fucking do, I fucking love Donald. Fuck this guy. Oh my God. Fucking fuck me right in the sexhole.

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Just realized I'm behind in the stream. Whatevs.

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I have always loved Donald, even with his failures and shortcomings and disappointing things he's said and done.

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Everybody's being seated. Shit's about to get real.

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Now, granted I'm not high as fuck like I'd usually be on any given Inauguration Day, but I don't notice any super weird glitches with the imagery, sound, or any bizarre symbolism like I've seen in past inaugurations.

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Vance seems pretty professional, reserved, lawyer-esque almost.

I mean, he's literally an attorney, but I'm just saying... he does look and behave the part. I hate lawyers though, y'all know that. Probably the reason I like Donald so much... he's not a lawyer, he's a businessman. Both are totally scummy and untrustworthy, but I'll take a businessman over a lawyer any fucking day.

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This lady just said "hot mess"... lol. Love it.

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SHE JUST QUOTED BOB DYLAN (SHELTER FROM THE STORM) OH MY GOD THIS IS INNNNSAAAAANNNNEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

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WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bob would eye-roll so hard over this and he definitely won't say SHIT about it.

Lol. WOW.

Oh my God.

If there's anybody I love more than Donald, it's definitely fucking Bob.

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Sweet fuck.

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"Deliver our invocation"? So this priest dude is now invoking.

Interesting.

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Whoa. This priest is intense. Scary. I mean, he's doing fine or whatever, but priests rub me the wrong way. Pun kind of intended.

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No shade.

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Joe looks like he's about to start crying. And I don't think he realizes he's being referenced. I'm honestly not sure. Sigh. Go have a good rest of your life, Joe, it was hard watching you get abused for all those years.