I'm planning a big post election Trump victory party...

[Mister Obvious]

Proudest moment of Vance's life right here.

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Daddy just got sworn in as Vice President of the United States, you little fuckers! Joe bent down and was talking to his kids, lol. I want to make a hair sniffing joke but I'm pretty sure that was a little boy.

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He's swearing in Donald now.

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And, he's the President.

Again.

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Are they firing cannons INSIDE the building? Lawl.

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There's my girl Tiffany, she's so sexy.

[Mister Obvious]

Well man, here we go.

Into the wild unknown...

[Mister Obvious]

I bet Kamala is so fucking relieved right now. Joe probably is too, if he ever gets moments of clarity.

[Mister Obvious]

They're singing about Christ now.

I like it...

God bless America.

[Mister Obvious]

God, guns, weed and shrooms my bitches...

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

Trump looks cool as a cucumber. What a boss.

[Mister Obvious]

I can't wait to hear Donald talk some wild shit as the President again.

It's gonna be so entertaining.

Hopefully they don't kill him...

That'd be boring as hell, truly.

Let's embrace the fun, let's just let it happen.

4 years of Trump, and we'll see where we end up.

It should be riveting. Hopefully it won't be a dud presidency, he's promised so much and he won't get another go of it, so he better just go for the gusto this time.

[Mister Obvious]

He's speaking now.

[Mister Obvious]

"The Golden Age of America begins right now."

Show us something good, Donald.

[Mister Obvious]

People are flipping tits saying Trump never put his hand on the Bible while being sworn in.

[Mister Obvious]

Apparently Melania was holding the Bible and didn't make it over to him in time or something. I dunno, I wasn't really paying attention TBH, on this stream I think the podium was in the way. No idea. I'm sure footage will come out later.

[Mister Obvious]

Vance put his hand on the Bible but they're saying Trump didn't.

*IF* that is true, and considering Melania's attire, it could mean that Vance will end up being the President.

Lame and gay, let's hope that's not the case.

[Mister Obvious]

We're gonna need an instant replay of that shit.

[Mister Obvious]

I went back and looked at this stream...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUoZdrj_rl0

Melania was holding the Bibles, standing next to him, pushing into his arm and angling the books toward him, and it doesn't look like he ever touched them.