Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[Mister Obvious]

So now lotion is bad.

I double fucking can't, it is what it is.

I can't with this shit.

Like I get it, but please...

For real.

[Mister Obvious]

Getting a camper at all is where things really went sideways.

She'd have been way better off in any standard SUV.

The problem is "needing" to live in a bigger space.

She doesn't need that much room and nobody really does.

That's not a traveling rig. She has TWO TRUCKS FFS.

AND a fucking camper?

The fuck outta here.

You can only drive one vehicle at a time.

[Mister Obvious]

She needs to sell one of those vehicles, or both of them, and just get a single vehicle. The trailer is nonsense at this point, she's fucked up the structural integrity of it, but it was also fucked from the get-go, because campers are a terrible idea for unlimited reasons.

[Mister Obvious]

Fuck a camper, dude. The only valid use they have is sitting in the yard, or a garage. Or under a carport. Never on the road.

It's a cute idea, but it's not the solution for a mobile lifestyle.

Why doesn't she just get one of those vans you can stand up in if she's GOTTA stand up inside. Fucking go outside and stand up, TBH.

If there's some reason you can't go outside, like bad weather, go somewhere else.

If it's raining that day, nut up and just stay in the vehicle. Or go to Starbucks. Go walk around a mall or something.

She can't do that cuz she has a bunch of dogs. She's really saddled down. I mean it's not THAT bad, at least it's not kids.

Too many trucks for sure, she's gotta get her shit together on that.

[Mister Obvious]

Moral of the story, don't have...

1. Kids
2. Pets
3. Multiple vehicles
4. Campers/trailers
5. Mental problems
6. Relationships

[Mister Obvious]

She just needs to get one reliable vehicle to travel and live in, and buy a small piece of land somewhere so she can legally park. It's not even that complicated.

But she really does need some funds, prolly should start an OnlyFans. She doesn't have to get naked. I think her audience would settle for other things, and most of these dudes are pretty old according to her analytics apparently.

She's not really hustling hard enough. She could be hustling harder, she's just too busy obsessing over food and parasites. And spiritual stuff. That's basically what is going on here.

[Mister Obvious]

Listen, I can see that Morgan is manic as fuck. She is.

But...

She does have moments of awareness where she realizes she's a hypochondriac...

If she was a waste case, she wouldn't have those moments.

All things considered, she has a huge amount of energy naturally, and I think people like that are often ostracized and treated weird by society cuz MOST PEOPLE DON'T.

Most people don't have that energy and it pisses them off when someone does.

The only issue is channeling that energy.

[Mister Obvious]

Dude...

https://makeamericagreatagain.com

It REALLY DOES redirect to Morgan's Patreon.

That's so fucking cool. Maybe Rosa isn't as fucked up as Morgan makes her sound, lmao!

[Mister Obvious]

So she says she has a "new home" on its way...

Wonder if it's a tent?

Cuz if she doesn't have any money then how else is she getting anything new to live in?

[Mister Obvious]

I mean living in a tent isn't even a terrible idea since she's somewhere with decent weather. It's fine for a season or two. Certainly not a long term solution.

[GXT]

Dude...

https://makeamericagreatagain.com

It REALLY DOES redirect to Morgan's Patreon.

That's so fucking cool. Maybe Rosa isn't as fucked up as Morgan makes her sound, lmao!

[GXT]

Morgan has Interstellar Maga Rosa new home and she found her Donald Trump wallet... things are lookin' up!

[Mister Obvious]

Oh man, such a chill tune with pretty graphics. I love instrumentals.

[Mister Obvious]

Lol, she showed the Trump wallet in her video and I looked it up on Amazon. People say it's too stiff and it doesn't close and it's cheap. My only gripe is that it looks like it doesn't hold that much money.

[Mister Obvious]

I still gotta finish watching her morning stretch video from yesterday.

[Mister Obvious]

I don't wanna miss a fucking thing.

[GXT]

So she says she has a "new home" on its way...

Wonder if it's a tent?

Cuz if she doesn't have any money then how else is she getting anything new to live in?

Oh yeah Morgan said she was getting a container home I think delivered to her.
I was half listening yesterday then I saw your post about Rosa and got the phrase Maga Rosa in my head lol so typed it into YT and found
that music slightly more chill than Morgan's recent videos.

Now I see there's a new one up today so she's at least stuck with her plan of doing a live everyday this week so far...

[Mister Obvious]

Morgan is the Manic Pixie Dream Girl you meet on the beach and confide in her about your GF's midlife crisis...

[Mister Obvious]

The Patreon sharing thing is a terrible idea though. Creating a tier and getting money involved in "helping" her audience start their own following is... a recipe for disaster and hurt feelings, all kinds of troubles.

[Mister Obvious]

I have an issue with people who claim they wanna help other people, but their ideas are just self-defacing nonsense. I think they do it out of guilt. So "helping people" out of guilt is not a solution. Morgan just needs to let the fuck go of whatever's making her feel that way.