I love living in the country because the neighbors are always blowing some shit up...

[Mister Obvious]

249th birthday, I mean...

If it was the 250th, I could understand pulling out the cannon.

Not that I'm judging or anything but, y'know, it's just...

Loud and stuff.

Seems like a lot.

[Mister Obvious]

God, Guns, Weed & Shrooms, bitches!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

It's GOTTA be a cannon. Holy shat.

What's the purpose of firing a cannon though, for real??

Like...

It can't be colorful or anything, right??

What's it even look like??

Maybe I should roll up on 'em and be like, "Hey guys, what's the special occasion?"

Lmfaolol.

I mean, I get it, obviously it's July 4th but...

They must be extra pumped for some reason.

I used to think maybe they were firing a 50 cal but nah, this is bigger.

What would they even be firing AT???

Whatevs...

More power to 'em I guess. I hope nobody's horses get spooked.

[Mister Obvious]

I feel out-powered though, not gonna lie...

I don't have a cannon lying around, all I have is regular guns.

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[Mister Obvious]

Neighbors givin' me a fuckin' complex, makin' me feel all inadequate.

[Dark Dick]

Pretend they're fighting off an Alien Invasion.

LOL. A(lien) I(nvasion).