Passed a bitchin' candy apple red classic Beetle...

[Mister Obvious]

I was hella envious...

The lady driving waved at me as I passed...

I was like WTF?! How could she tell!?

Teehee...

Magic is thick in the air today.

[Cream of Caulk]

A hooker once tried to wave me down, I was lost in a bad neighborhood, I think she knew and wanted to give me directions. I didn't stop, that was a magical moment for me too.