THIS is what YouTube was created for!

[Mister Obvious]

Sigh. People be dyin' 'n sheeeit. S'all sad 'n whatever.

Tsk. Life. Death. Gnomesayin'.

[Mister Obvious]

Whoa, I was post 5000.

Feelin' like I won the lottery yo.

[Mister Obvious]

This is now the second largest thread on the site.

[Mister Obvious]

I use this thread as a catch-all for posting YouTube videos which seemingly don't fit into any other existing threads and I don't wanna make a new one.

Which is prettymuch...

Not how the thread started out.

Pretty sure it was supposed to be for the more special videos.

But hey, you know how it goes.

[Dark Dick]

LOL. Everyone might be using Cold Steel swords and knives after an apocalypse.

[Mister Obvious]

It do be like that, gnomesayin', yanameee?

[Mister Obvious]

LOL. Everyone might be using Cold Steel swords and knives after an apocalypse.

That archetype YouTube guy I was talking about in that other thread made a similar point.

I forget WTF he said but it was something along the lines of preferring swords over guns cuz they can do more stuff.

They are actual TOOLS.

Whereas guns just kinda sorta do one thing.

[Mister Obvious]

Speaking of Cold fucking Steel...

I have package which just arrived, anybody wanna guess what's inside??

[Mister Obvious]

It's on like that...

[Mister Obvious]

I dunno if I wanna get real specific about what it actually is but...

I guess it's not hard to imagine.

It's one of their most AMERICAN, RIDICULOUS, LEGENDARY offerings.

I am genuinely nervous to open it, just because I've been wanting it so damn bad for so damn long.

[Mister Obvious]

I already have the #1 thing I'd want from Cold Steel if I... didn't, y'know, already have it.

Got my chisa katana in like 2005.

It has been taken fairly good care of, but I have been guilty of leaving too much residual lubricant on it over the years.

I'd take it out and clean/oil it about once a year. I was unaware for most of those years that you're not supposed to leave a bunch of excess oil.

My point is that the blade is most likely not in the best shape it could be.

Sure it makes me a lil sad, but let's be real, that mofo is gonna outlive me by a longshot.

The damn thing is glorious and I feel so blessed to have it.

Definitely the #1 Cold Steel item I'd be drooling over today if I didn't have it, but this new thing I got...

It's actually #3 on my Cold Steel wishlist.

I haven't had the balls to acquire the item in the #2 position on the wish list.

I dunno when I will be able to take that step.

Swords, knives... they are special to me.

What they say about katanas developing a spiritual link to their owner is true.

I could tell you some spooky shit about that sword, things that defy logical explanation, and the fact that it's still with me after all these years considering what we've been through, pft...

Nothing short of a miracle.

But that ain't even the weirdest part.

Essentially man?

Some years back, somebody was handling the sword in my absence and they absolutely should not have been.

They were disrespecting me.

Anyway, when they put the sword back in the sheath, it "locked" itself in.

No one could open it for a couple years.

I kept trying every now and then and eventually it did open.

Then I gratuitously lubed it again, lmao.

I would like to say I've learned my lesson on overlubing, but...

It's like trying to cook a modest dinner...

I am incapable of cooking anything that isn't hearty enough to feed a small army.

[Mister Obvious]

I've broken plates in half before just by the sheer weight of food on the plate.

Lol.

That's what you get with me...

I refuse to change, God made me funky and I'm glad he blessed me that way...

[Dark Dick]

Do a reveal video about it.

Also, I think the "New World Order" might be wrong and it's really the "Nude World Order".

People think that TPTBATT will only strip you of your freedoms, and land/house/car ownership.

They'll probably strip you of your right to wear clothes, too.

[Mister Obvious]

Do a reveal video about it.

I like the way you think baby.

They'll probably strip you of your right to wear clothes, too.

You hope so!



Kidding.

[GXT]

Also, I think the "New World Order" might be wrong and it's really the "Nude World Order".

Could this have been a cryptic warning about the coming N.W.O. ?!

[Mister Obvious]

"Disturbing gift from potential serial killer" roflmfaololol.

Sigh.

Said every person I've ever given a gift to...

[Mister Obvious]

Do a reveal video about it.

Dickie always gets his wishes granted.

[Dark Dick]

LOL. I saw the opened knife on the box and thought it was going to be a regular size.

I forgot that the knife would be folded inside the box and end up being twice the length.

[Mister Obvious]

I forgot that the knife would be folded inside the box and end up being twice the length.

It is 12.25 inches unfolded.

I watched a lot of reviews beforehand and most people said videos and photos don't do the knives justice, they are huge in person. Definitely true.

[Mister Obvious]

YouTube is definitely going to suppress that video because of the whole subject matter and the thumbnail.

But they might straight up ban the channel if I upload the next unboxing/review video I'm editing right now, lmao.

It's not weaponry related, but I can already see the Karens clutching their pearls over it.

I will have to decide if I really wanna share it publicly or not, may be a Patreon only kinda thing.

Most of my videos do only get uploaded to Patreon actually...

I somewhat prefer it that way. It feels far more rewarding to upload to Patreon than to YouTube.

But the bitch of it is if I don't post SOMETHING on YouTube, then no one finds the channel and therefore no one finds the Patreon.