Anybody else hit their shin on shopping carts?

[Mister Obvious]

It's always the one shin too. Pisses me the fuck off!!!

[Mister Obvious]

I just rub it really vigorously after it happens...

I always do that when I run into things.

It helps prevent bruising by about 46.1215%.

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah it's important to rub it vigorously, immediately after impact.

Preferably whilst envisioning a white/gold healing light.

[GG]

That reminds me of a time I was trying to joke around with a guy I was with and I acted like I was going to hit him with the cart from behind as he walked in front of me, only I accidentally rammed him in the back of the shins! He buckled over in pain!  Even though I was horrified, I couldn't stop laughing! I had tears in my eyes laughing like a little witch! Haha!

I don't know where that part of me comes from! I'm not mean at all, but sometimes I laugh so hard at stuff like that.

[Mister Obvious]

ROFLMAO.

I'm laughing too.

The mental imagery.

Reminds me of this:

[GG]

ROFLMAO.

I'm laughing too.

The mental imagery.

Reminds me of this:

HAHAHA!   Yes!