Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Mister Obvious]

*gets taco grease on steering wheel ... rubs it in*

“Good for it! Shines it up!”

[Mister Obvious]

“I can’t have sex with me.”

*long pause*

“I can’t have sex with me.”

[Mister Obvious]

*gets passed by a cop*

“Motherfuckin’ law enforcement ain’t got no time for a bitch drivin’ down the road listenin’ to Enya!”

“I’m doing 60, what the fuck do you want from me!?”

[Mister Obvious]

“Even the dudes wanna fuck Justin!”

[Mister Obvious]

"Jamaican me hornyyy!!!"

[Mister Obvious]

*drives through a bunch of falling leaves*

“Wow. That was beautiful.”

This song was playing... right at the part where he says “All of those yesterdays, comin’ down.”

It’s those moments of synchronicity that make life so cool.

[Mister Obvious]

“Sweetie... please stop or I’ma fuck you up.”

[Guest]

"the internet and apps can modify our behaviours, what kind of experiments are tards running on us?"

[Guest]

"I really wanna hk556"

[Mister Obvious]

"the internet and apps can modify our behaviours, what kind of experiments are tards running on us?"

http://www.sectual.com/thread-1932.html

[Guest]

"arrested development can be a form of retardation" 

"a fire retardant, retards the fire"

"I had a thought I wanted to post but it retarded and now I can't remember what I was going to post because I read trixcs post."

[Guest]

" I remember, I admire vegans, I don't have the will to let go of beef and chicken."

"I wonder if people can be genetically modified to find greens tasty."

[Mister Obvious]

"SWEATER PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Mister Obvious]

"Wow! Huh! Pulled that one outta your ass!"

[Guest]

"wanting something you never had"
"it's like watching paint dry"

[Mister Obvious]

[Valley Girl Voice]

“Give it to me in my fahkeen mouth.”

[Mister Obvious]

“He’s hot but he probably doesn’t have two brain cells to rub together.”

[Mister Obvious]

“It’s pure, unadulterated bliss.”

[Mister Obvious]

"I've been having blinker mishaps today."

[Mister Obvious]

"Damn, Sol."