You are a retard if.......

[user97]

[*]Thousands have lined up around the world to be among the first to get their hands on the much anticipated iPhone X.



[*]IT'S A FUCKING PHONE. OMG. !!!



News VID here....

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/11/02/apple-ip...ydney.html

[user97]

LMFAO !!!!!!

Thieves steal more than $300,000 worth of new iPhones from a truck in San Francisco

[*]More than 300 Apple iPhone X units were stolen from a delivery truck in San Francisco

[*]With the iPhone X retailing at between $999 and $1,150, the thieves would have made off with some $300,000 in stolen goods

[*]The iPhone X launched in major markets around the world on Friday


https://www.cnbc.com/2017/11/03/apple-ip...cisco.html

[Mister Obvious]

Dude I know, and it's ugly as shit too...

It looks like it's trying to be a Samsung or something.

It goes against everything that has proven Apple to be ICONIC.

The look of the iPhone is ICONIC.

Why are they trying to fuck with that??

Everyone I've talked to says the iPhone X is stupid.

Seriously...

I think this is propaganda because they're losing their asses on it.

[user97]

Samsung Galaxy S8 here,

OMG!!!

Umm... its a phone.. I text on it and make calls...

Im supposed to blow a load every time i pick up my phone??????


IT'S A FUCKING PHONE PEOPLE.!!!


DOES THE NEW APPLE IPHONE COME WITH CONDOMS , LEATHER GLOVES, BIRTH CONTROL PILLS , AND A " tap out" WORD???

LMFAO !!!!

[Mister Obvious]

1. Yes. You are supposed to blow your load all over your Samsung Galaxy S8. And then you're supposed to pull out your iPhone X and take a picture of your jizz splattered Samsung and upload it to Farcebook.

2. The safe word is "Hey Siri".

[Mister Obvious]

Leather gloves LMAO.

Stop don't stop.

[user97]

OMG LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


"X" ...as in EX girlfriend ????


LOL!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Load a pic of your ex-girlfriend on the Samsung.

Then jizz on it.

Then post it to Farcebook.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm not actually saying do that.

BTW.

We're just engaging in mental coitus here.

[user97]

1. Yes. You are supposed to blow your load all over your Samsung Galaxy S8. And then you're supposed to pull out your iPhone X and take a picture of your jizz splattered Samsung and upload it to Farcebook.

2. The safe word is "Hey Siri".

OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



"Me so horny ! Me love you long time."

LOL

[Mister Obvious]

Load a pic of your ex-girlfriend photoshopped holding the iPhone 8 and jizz all over that fucker then take a pic of it with your iPhone X.

Because anybody who's anybody has a Samsung Galaxy S8 AND an iPhone X (with AT&T and Verizon) get with the fucking times.

[user97]

I'm not actually saying do that.

BTW.

We're just engaging in mental coitus here.

To late ....

The sauce is out the dog...


I repeat ...  The sauce is out the dog...!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Me so horny ! Me love you long time."

LOL

I'm literally going to say that to Siri right now and see what she says...

[user97]

OMG LMFAO!!!!

Like crying so hard !!!!

[Mister Obvious]

LMAO.

[user97]

Holy shit!!!!

I can't see or breathe!!  

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

LIVINNNGGG.

Living.

[user97]

[Mister Obvious]

[user97]

OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Me so horny ! Me love you long time."

LOL

I'm literally going to say that to Siri right now and see what she says...

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!