Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Mister Obvious]

"I'm intellectually horny."

[Guest]

"i don't completely understand blonde humans , there might be something to this aliens among us theory "

this thought scares me as i lay in bed trying to fall asleep , and i have known a great many blondes

but there is not much i can do so i fall asleep hoping i will uncover truths protective layer another day

[Mister Obvious]

"Yes. I do have my hands down my pants right now."

[Mister Obvious]

“I love wooden spoons.”

[Mister Obvious]

"Gimme that nut!"

[Mister Obvious]

"IT'S FAHKEEN RAINEEN RIGHT NOW. LIKE WHY. WHY IS IT RAINEEN?"

[Mister Obvious]

“He looks like he’d like to strangle a bitch!!!”

[Mister Obvious]

“What a waste of a Ho Ho!”

[Mister Obvious]

*chuckles*

"You just can't make this shit up."

[Mister Obvious]

*sipping ... pauses ... reads package*

"Capri fuckin' Sun dude. It's great."

*continues sipping ... blinks*

[Guest]

It would be pretty cool if i ssw a girl like trix walking down a city street and it wasnt too busy. Then she just dropped her pants snd made peepee for quite a ehile so it formed a yellow river

Dats what i call art

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

"This doesn't look like a particularly clean ZipLock bag, but you know what... we're gonna use it!"

[Mister Obvious]

"I wondered where the hell that smell was coming from!"

[Mister Obvious]

"Who the fuck cares? Come at me. Come. The Fuck. At me."

[Mister Obvious]

"I didn't walk out of there with donuts for a reason."

[Tribulation]

Appears as though I am only getting half of the picture here. :) xo

Hugs!!!

[Mister Obvious]

ROFL you and me both, sexy.

I promise it made sense at the time.

Kinda like romantic relationships, gnomesayin'?

[user94]

ROFL you and me both, sexy.

I promise it made sense at the time.

Kinda like romantic relationships, gnomesayin'?

Geez sis as long as you didn't have kids, I just lost me job cos I had to go to court, but its ok I got another one lol

[user94]

Appears as though I am only getting half of the picture here. :) xo

Hugs!!!

Who gives a fuck about your pictures you manky old cunty! I got fired from these cunts because had to go to court for child supports which im getting ripped off! Now I got to work with this other wog cunts ffs! Im fine though im gonna eat some pork chops.