Google just updated their fb Cover!!!

[Guest]

What does it mean!!! 
Why an Eclipse, what do they know!!! 
Young Ladies and Gentlemen I ask you to make haste while we still have time.

[Mister Obvious]

Wait wait wait...

Google has a Facebook page??

[Guest]

https://www.facebook.com/Google/

[Mister Obvious]

25 mil Likes, 24 mil Follows...

There’s always a gap between Likes and Follows... those numbers are too close IMO.

That was an interesting cover change decision indeed...

I’ve heard astrologers lately saying we’re closing up the culmination of the eclipses from months ago.

But what does that mean to Google?

[user113]

They misspelled "Goolag" again.

[Mister Obvious]

[user113]

"See more of Google on Facebook."

Wouldn't it make more sense to see more of Google on, you know, Google?

[Guest]

dammit people don't you understand!? MAKE HASTE!!!

[Mister Obvious]

WITH WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!

Be clear dammit!!!!!!!!!!

[user113]

Be ready with the lighter while I bend over and fart. Preparedness is crucial.