I fantasize about being what I call a “penis case”...

[Mister Obvious]

And/or a “penis sleeve”.

Even...

Dare I say...

A “penis warmer”.

I would enjoy being a pocket sized item which encases the penis.

I would like to be worn on the penis throughout the day, a penis belonging to a respectable, successful and attractive man.

And I would just go around, riding upon his penis during everyday life. No one would know I’m there.

[user113]

Now that you mention it, my penis is cold.

[Mister Obvious]

Exactly.

[Mister Obvious]

Men need this.

I need men to need this.

I need this.

[user113]

I think everyone would know you were there, on account of you're too squirmy to sit still. Not that I would mind you squirming around on my penis. Just sayin'.

[Mister Obvious]

In the form of a penis sleeve, I would be in a state of paralyzed bliss.

I will BEHAVE IN ORDER TO HAVE THIS GREAT DREAM FULFILLED.

[Mister Obvious]

I feel the urge to worship the phallus as sort of a disembodied enigma...

Kind of a standalone entity.

I think I've discussed this before...

Something regarding crystals/magic.

Ah yes, here it is...

http://www.sectual.com/thread-338.html

[Cream of Caulk]

cock wallet

[Mister Obvious]

BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Crille]

I think if you saw mine you would salivate

[Mister Obvious]

If you saw mine you woul--

Kidding.

[user113]

Are you a tucker, Trix? Tell us true now.

[Mister Obvious]

No sir.

I was merely trolling.

[user113]

You ain't had your spanking today, have ya?

[Mister Obvious]

I don't like getting spanked that much, God how many times I gotta tell you guys to only be into what I'm into??