Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Mister Obvious]

Her father abandoned her family while they were vacationing in Greece.

Well that was random...

[user113]

Well, I think it explains the tragic, fucked up quality of her music. I don't know. Maybe it's past my bedtime. LOL

[Mister Obvious]

Oh no. Getting abandoned by her father on a family vacation couldn't possibly have any sort of traumatic implications on her life. That's crazy talk!

[Mister Obvious]

SARCASM.

[user35]

I guess you told him, huh?

[Mister Obvious]

What the fuck, who are you?

[Mister Obvious]

Just kiddin', c'mere!

[user113]

I guess you told him, huh?

I guess. Definitely past my bedtime. Goodnight.

[Mister Obvious]

*rushes to bed ... astrally stalks RB*

[user113]

[Mister Obvious]

Those lyrics though, damn.

[user35]

"Ever feel like you walked in on something you weren't supposed to see?"

[Mister Obvious]

“Yes, it does taste a trifle funky.”

[Mister Obvious]

"I only watch your videos because you're sexy and I want your dick in me."

[Guest]

"I miss the 'Uptown fuck you up' girl"

[Cream of Caulk]

"I'm going to win the lottery one of these day's"

[Mister Obvious]

"It is what it is, man. And I ain't too sure what it is, but it's somethin'!"

[Mister Obvious]

"God knows I hate to have to wear pants, but what can ya do really?"

[zenba]

`i bet she did!` - upon finding a USA employment authorization card left in a wallet with the name Suk Tamang.

[Mister Obvious]

Bppppppffffffbwbwbwhahahahahahaha.