prison could be wonderful

[Lucas]

once they finally get full internet access  , i could imagine prison becoming a sought after refuge from this high stress world 

its hard living  on the outside ,always the pressure to earn a living and to pay endless , endless bills  

my god its just never ending stress and for what -  so maybe you make it to 60 years old with a little savings if you are lucky to not catch some stress related disease ?


there is hope : 

imagine having all your meals prepared by  well trained fellow prisoners  

imagine having your own bunk bed  that you share with a special friend  

imagine a home that is well built and could survive a massive earthquake  

imagine  a designated recreation period where you  get to play like a kid again 

imagine free health care  


...ahh ,  the list goes on and on folks  lets make it happen  so we can finally  have a place to call home !



http://ottawacitizen.com/opinion/columni...es-yes-but

[Mister Obvious]

As long as there are conjugal visits with incredibly attractive people. And no unwanted rape on the side. Ah but only in a perfect world, my friend... you just know it's not possible here!

[Mister Obvious]

Prostitutes should be allowed to visit with the prisoners.

[Guest]

i think escorts should be part of the new approach also trix , even if they just provide some companionship its really healthy for the mind and would reduce stress

so i could see massage tables being important and activity rooms where people feel comfortable

[zenba]

who wants choice and responsibility anyway?

[Guest]

Ha I was thinking prison would be wonderful for a homeless dude I just saw, he was asking for money for a motel, I thought prison would feed him and keep him warm. He then asked me to take him to Mcdonalds, I swear Mcdonalds is code for sumtin, that is all I hear Mcdonalds this and that, so I decided to watch "The Founder."