Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Guest]

"goddammit your chicken fried steak looks good"
"i dont want to hear you insult or bitch about autistic kids, I want to enjoy her delicious chicken fried steak in peace!"

[Kenny]

If only i could make trix queen of my traler park and we can get all messy 

[Guest]

"I am suing whoever told me to be like water"

[Guest]

"i want a female elf"

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[user35]

"i want a female elf"

I always wanted a mermaid, although it would probably drive me up the wall trying to figure out where to stick it in.

[Mister Obvious]

Bwahahahaha. Fucking love you guys.

[Mister Obvious]

"Hm! Nobody's ever gotten me to do that before!"

[Guest]

"I stink like food, go on, smell me, Smell Me, SMELL ME!!!"

[Mister Obvious]

I just love smelling like food.

[Guest]

"Hmm, I'll post this Icon, Rainbows and shit..."

[Guest]

"the strip club is cheaper than this theater"



"i need to get my saving on"

[Mister Obvious]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

[TP]

"good dream, bad smells"

[Mister Obvious]

"That can't be the whole piece of gum?"

*confusedly lifts and looks under random paper towel*

[Mister Obvious]

"There's a happy medium, honey, and that ain't it!"

[Mister Obvious]

*stares into freshly opened can of nuts*

"You know what this reminds me of?"

[Guest]

"Yes, indeed mustache dude, that is one fine booty."

[user94]

Its a geese!

[Guest]

it's a gander

[user94]

it's a gander

Ok so maybe it is possible? I will need something else.