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Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...
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08-05-2018, 05:55 PM
wow ,the jungle has lots of bananas ...
I think my dreamgirl will enjoy wearing a leopardskin outfit and living in a giant treehouse
08-05-2018, 06:27 PM
Australias currency should be ROOBLES
08-05-2018, 06:30 PM
I want to piss on Australia in a giant golden downpour...
Like if the continent could be shrunk down into the size of a small rock... And if I could stay the same size and just piss all over it. Like put it in a jar and piss all over it to the point that it's covered in piss 5 times its own height. That would be good.
08-05-2018, 06:34 PM
Fungus would swim up to the top of your mason jar full of pee and beg to be rescued. Just sit on him.
08-05-2018, 06:45 PM
If I was gonna rescue an Aussie from my piss jar, it sure wouldn't be Fungus!
After all, he's Scottish.
08-05-2018, 06:50 PM
u wouldnt rescue me why not? i would rescue u
08-05-2018, 06:54 PM
Because you're not an Aussie...
You're a Scot. Get it?
08-05-2018, 06:58 PM
scott irish english but born here so im aussie
08-05-2018, 07:00 PM
(04-16-2018, 09:47 AM)user94 Wrote: Im not aussie im English irish scottish and I need your help. (06-08-2018, 10:34 PM)user94 Wrote: Please remember im Scottish Irish? I live here cos its warmer? It aint my cuntry! It's about to be even warmer once I piss on it... Funny how it's suddenly your country when it's drowning in my piss.
08-05-2018, 09:50 PM
LOl wtf gets into u its not my country but i am aussie and not interested in golden showers prevert
08-05-2018, 09:52 PM
08-05-2018, 09:57 PM
Lol u know what im saying dont act dumb
08-06-2018, 03:19 AM
08-06-2018, 06:41 AM
08-06-2018, 11:15 AM
I was never “angry” at you. It’s the fucking internet, who gets angry about the internet??
08-07-2018, 04:50 PM
"That's some Mercury Retrograde shit right there."
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