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"I may have a cookie, I may not have a cookie. It really just all depends."
"It's great, except for it's covered in sugar and it ain't got no water in it."
"Was that my vagina or was that a cricket?"
"Why does everything look like a turtle to me?"
"Shit on a stick, they've got Pantene!"
"Why is she in a shopping cart?"
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LMFAO, thanks. I think you're cute too ;)
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"I'm not giving you my cinnamon candy bitch. I like you, but I don't like you that much."
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"I like that chick cuz she gives me sporks."
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"Yes. I still have the Snowballs in my possession."
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"Oh shit." - Upon seeing that there's only one piece of cinnamon candy left.
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"Nice fuckin' umbrella, bitch."
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"Man that was an awesome leaf."
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"Are you seriously doubting the power of essential oils right now??"
(((Disbelief)))
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" I can only last as long as this candle burns.
Unfortunately my wick is running out. "
-NowServingNumber52
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That's some deep shit, Number!!!
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" If you don't understand it...
get the hell out of it REAL QUICK!"
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Someone once turned and looked at me and said "what the hell you looking at?"
I turned and looked at him and said " what the hell you looking at me for? I don't know what the hell I'm looking at either. "
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*stares out the window, stands on tiptoes, looks up and down... perplexed expression, turns around*
"That's... not my car."
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OMG!!! LOL
I've had this happen to me a thousand times ( after coming out of the casino )
I have to hit my car alarm to find it in the parking garage......HONK HONK HONK....
Shit I't on the lower level...this is the wrong floor!!!!! F*ck!
LOL !!!!!
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"WOO!!! There's a train comin'!!!"
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"I would NEVER have sex with him."
" I can't have sex with an animal , I will never cross that line and it might bite me "
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