Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Guest]

i wont stop saying this, russian girls are pretty as fuck!!!

[Guest]

huh, that explains the fireworks

[Guest]

Its spring , find a lady and plant your seed

[Mister Obvious]

Different people breed at different times of the year.

I feel as though winter is a good mating season.

Moreso late winter.

[Mister Obvious]

But any time in winter. Or even fall. But it would have to be cold already.

[Fungalicious]

"Who in the hell would have kids with her, least my kids mum was a spastic"

[Guest]

Synchronised masturbation is a glorious opportunity for us to connect across the miles

[Mister Obvious]

“Did he just ask her if she wants a salad?”

[Mister Obvious]

“Lookit these bitchin’ lil knobs.”

[Mister Obvious]

“They’re like condoms for your feet!”

[Guest]

Oneday i will be bangin her in a tent , her juicyness will attract the wolves and bears

[Guest]

She cant sell us her used panties but what about gifting them to us in vacuum sealed bags

[Guest]

Trouble getting laid...Just offer her a hershey and a doob

[Guest]

if trix was my girl , i would have her wearing those kittykat ears every other day , and a leather catsuit on weekends but not on sundays...thats LHOTP dress day

[Mister Obvious]

“Check out this Half-Pint Ingalls lookin’ bitch!”

[Guest]

It is not a lie, just an unconscious self protective reconstruct of reality

[Mister Obvious]

“It’s gay enough already!!!”

[Mister Obvious]

“He’s not exactly a hot cop, but he’s still a cop so that’s a plus.”

[Guest]

After i shaved and tenderized it, Her 'kitty' tasted like red snapper

[fungalicious]

My chicky :)