Anybody else have a LOUD AS FUCK sneeze??

[Mister Obvious]

My sneeze is fucking BLOOD CURDLING, WAKE THE FUCKING DEAD kinda loud.

Anybody's who's ever known me for any amount of time long enough to randomly hear me sneeze COULD ATTEST TO THIS.

[Guest]

I have those annoying sneezes that don't want to come out unless I prime them for a couple of minutes.

[Kitty Von Catsworth]

i bet your cat jumps a foot in the air , you rh negative types can be hard on the nerves at times

[Mister Obvious]

The statement sparks an interesting and wholly unrelated question in my mind, Kitty.

[user94]

When you sneeze don't use your voice just sneeze it will be quieter.

[Mister Obvious]

I don’t think you understand how this works man...

[user94]

I don’t think you understand how this works man...

Well you know how cats sneeze? They just go ch ch people tend to use their voice when they sneeze which makes it louder.
I think ive possibly sneezed before so yeah I know lol

[Mister Obvious]

No...

You just sneeze like a normal person.

[user182]

I'm loud as hell,I get started and can't stop. Try this sometime, look up at a nice big cloud in the sky and I bet ya you will sneeze.

[Mister Obvious]

You're one of those multiple sneezers!!!

[user94]

14 times once I sneezed in a row made me dizzy but wasn't loud just acho acho acho

[Mister Obvious]

Fungi has one of those cute girly sneezes.

[user94]

Fungi has one of those cute girly sneezes.

Nah just sick of the ACHOOOO people who make a big noise about the shit it really gives me the shits just fucking sneeze don't yell.

[Guest]

I CANT STAND stifled sneezes . thats what mother used to do and one day my dad beat her up cuz she did it during prayer time before dinner. Although trix sneezes would frighten me i would like her for not repressing them

[Mister Obvious]

Although trix sneezes would frighten me i would like her for not repressing them

This is why I love you soooooooo deeply.

[Mister Obvious]

Literally they're SOOO loud, I would not even marry me.

[spic]

Used to... she was awesome

[spic]

Ooops ... should read the whole thread title ..... hahaha

[Mister Obvious]

LOLOLOL.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm talking LOUUUUUUD.