Wank is my new favorite word...

[Mister Obvious]

I think wank is a lot more meaningful than all the cuss words.

"Damn" just means... nothing, besides what it means.

"Fuck" means... basically literally nothing, even in relation to what it supposedly means.

"Shit"... well, that one's more meaningful than the others because it means excrement.

Hmmm.

Seems like "fuck" is the main word to replace...

And "wank" is so much more respectful than "fuck" because "fuck" implies more than one individual.

It's just... not very considerate. "Wank" is singular and more polite by default.

Plus, we all know what "wank" means... it's super funny on top of all its other shining points!