Katie Carney

[Mister Obvious]

I hope Katie's enjoying living in her apartment.

I would have gotten a place in Nashville near Brett so I could keep riding that dick if I was her though.

1:48 I mean I wouldn't personally fuck him, but he's perfect for her, they goo together well. (I'm leaving that epic Freudian typo in.)

Like what was the justification for leaving Brett's area?? Is he gay or something?? He doesn't seem straight up gay, definitely metro but not full on gay.

If I was Katie I'd be staying on it til I got a ring on my finger, if she ever wants to have a family she's gonna have to get started soonish, reason being IT CAN TAKE YEAAARRRSSS to find someone. If Brett is perfect for her... why the fuck risk not finding someone else besides him??

Wife of a country singer?? That's Katie's wettest fucking dream!

I'd be living no more than 10 miles from him and poking holes in all the condoms.

2:00 such a waste to buy a TV, like who does that? It's 2020, just use your fucking computer... nobody watches TV anymore. Takes up way too much space in an apartment (or anywhere for that matter).

2:20 if I was Katie, I'd be letting Brett fuck me so hard.

2:42 Brett's totally fucking in love with her... don't fuck this up, Katie!!!

3:24 totally fucking in love with her, my God... Katie, wake the fuck up!?!

If they're not married within a year, push that planetary reset button cuz humanity is clearly too fucking dumb to continue existing at this point.

6:10 listen to the tone of Brett's voice, that's a man's "we're about to be fuckin' voice"... I hope he doesn't pull out.