Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

How the hell do you come across somebody who SELLS SHARK TEETH on the fucking internet, let alone conveniently locate them after having dug out a fuckload of shark teeth and arrange to sell them said shark teeth on the fly? LOCALLY?

How does this happen? How do all these people exist in the world doing the weird shit they do, and how do they find each other?

I just cannot even.