Katie Carney

[Mister Obvious]

Right? According to the video title, it was supposed to be about Nashville food (with David in parentheses, as though he were an afterthought).

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When Katie tells Dave, "We're having steak," what she's really saying is, "You're buying me a steak dinner." We know this because Dave would rather have a salad than blow a wad of cash on a steak joint. I don't blame him. You can't leave a steak joint without spending at least $60, even with a $25 off coupon.

I CANNOT be the only one who can make a bitchin' righteous steak. On the stove. In the oven. Yeah, I mean, open some windows because this shit gets smoky. But it's GOOD. Like REALLY good.

Dave is what we commonly refer to as a "simp." A simp is a guy who follows an e-girl, even if her content is boring as fuck, hoping for a chance at a relationship with her. Except Dave is semi-famous, at least in Nashville, so he actually did get into some kind of a relationship with her.
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Katie is a thot, and as such I have no use for her.

You know how I feel about these terminologies... "THOT" has always been just plain fucking stupid, exactly like the "ok boomer" meme and everything else that comes out of that smelly socks corner of the internet. It's just retarded.

Simp = simpleton, we're taking back the language just the same way the gay community took back "faggot" and all the other derogatory terms got taken back.

Meme culture is stupid...

Sometimes exceptions to the rule come out of it, but in general, it's low IQ banal dogshit.

/off topic rant