04-22-2020, 03:41 PM
And thus our journey begins 0:16 seconds in...
"Kingman is niiice, I dig the vibes, it's Good... I mean, so far..."
Immediately as the words "so far" leave Parking Lot Girl's mouth, she's met with
a full-frontal facial assault by flying cheeseburger. A revving engine and squealing
wheels can be heard loudly racing away. She answers back, enraged...
"You motherfuckin' dickless cocksucker, come back and say some shit to my face, bitch!!"
She wipes the mess from her face as the soup'd up, late 90's model Toyota sports jalopy
[complete with douchebag spoiler] screeches to a momentary halt...
"Yeah bitch, whut??" she yells as she raises both arms into the hot, dry Arizona air.
"Get out the car, pussy!! Come get you sooome!!!" she taunts assuredly.
Middle fingers can then be seen extending from both driver and passenger side windows.
"That's what I thought, pussy-ass little fuckboy!! Go suck your boyfriend's dick you little
cum-guzzling taint-licker!!" she spews with fervor.
The car then speeds away, leaving a still-enraged Parking Lot Girl. She Hail Mary's one last volley:
"And what kind of bitch-ass pussy-bitchboy gets mustard on a cheeseburger??" she screamed at volume.
Left to process the series of events, Parking Lot Girl turns to walk back to her car when
she notices an elderly, humped-back grandma staring at her, eyes bugged - mouth agape,
from a short distance away.
"What, you want some too motherfucker??" as she once again raises her arms to her sides.
The aged woman's face is aghast as she turns and hobbles away as quickly as possible.
"Goddamn sorry bitch-ass motherfuckers. All I needed was some goddamn water..." she says quietly
to herself as she opens her car door.
The End
I meeeaaan, Parking Lot Girl seems pretty cool, but I dunno man, I think maybe after all
that drama leaving this comment might kinda spark some old feelings. So it is with great
restraint that I leave it here, amongst the almost-heroes of its kind.
