Eyebrows should be brushed straight up...

[Mister Obvious]

You see all these "beauty guru" bitches doing crazy retarded shit to their eyebrows...

But you never see anybody just do it the right way.

If you brush your eyebrows in the right direction, you don't need to do anything else stupid to them.

Seriously, try it out...

Get in the mirror and brush your eyebrows DOWN with a spool brush or a toothbrush...

See how dumb and ugly they look?

Now brush them straight over... see how plain they look?

Now BRUSH THEM UP.

STRAIGHT up.

See how awesome that looks?

I've given you a new lease on life, now get the fuck out of here.