Paris Hilton: My Celeb Soulmate

[Mister Obvious]

its like ...

she gotta be trolling us here

I think Paris forgot to pack her dildo in that purse

what's next the Britney appreciation thread ?

I liked Britney when I was like 9 or something.

I think it's no secret at this point that there's more to her than the sexy BS image she was born of anyway.

She's not Paris or Marilyn level, but I'm sure she's got her things to offer.

However I think the damage she suffered at the hands of the industry and God knows who else is probably pretty deep and may take her longer to sort through.

Perhaps someday she will have something deep to share...

But if she doesn't, I don't blame her. The world isn't owed a deeper view into the truth of Britney. They've taken enough.