09-08-2020, 12:34 PM
*opens audio recording program*
Me: Hmm, let's try this one...
*software instrument patch fails to load*
Me: Ooook, and again...
*fails second time*
Me: Well what the magnificent fuck is...
SIP: Fuck are you doin?
Me: Uh, I am attempting to try this instrument patch out.
SIP: And how's that going?
Me: I'm guessing you already know.
SIP: *smirks and giggles*
Me: Smart ass. Are you gonna work now?
SIP: *yawns*
Me: Jesus fucking CHRIST!
SIP: Do you even know what you're doing?
Me: What the FUCK is this?? You're software! Fuck off and work already!!
SIP: Simp...
Me: How... what the... What?!?!
SIP: You heard me.
Me: Uh, NO! I didn't! Because there's nothing to HEAR! You're fucking SOFTWARE!!
In a recording program!! INANIMATE! You get it??
SIP: Looks like you're not "getting" it. *chuckles*
Me: *looks away towards wall in absolute disbelief*
SIP: So, you zoning out now?
Me: I NEED YOU TO FUCKING WORK ALFUCKINGREADY!!! OKAAAY???
SIP: Why don't you go eat another ham sandwich?
Me: Why don't I... what, I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY HAM!!
SIP: Amateur.
Me: *turns head slightly and begins to twitch in rage*
SIP: *shakes head in smugness*
Me: Look, I'm gonna close the program, reopen and you better fucking WORK. Got it?
SIP: *silence*
Me: GOT IT???
SIP: Why are you barefoot?
Me: OK, say goodnight you impossible prick!
*quits program... reopens program*
Me: Nooooooow.
*retries software instrument patch*
*fails yet again*
Me: Uuurrrgggghhhh.....
SIP: Miss me?
Me: *combusts*
; )
Me: Hmm, let's try this one...
*software instrument patch fails to load*
Me: Ooook, and again...
*fails second time*
Me: Well what the magnificent fuck is...
SIP: Fuck are you doin?
Me: Uh, I am attempting to try this instrument patch out.
SIP: And how's that going?
Me: I'm guessing you already know.
SIP: *smirks and giggles*
Me: Smart ass. Are you gonna work now?
SIP: *yawns*
Me: Jesus fucking CHRIST!
SIP: Do you even know what you're doing?
Me: What the FUCK is this?? You're software! Fuck off and work already!!
SIP: Simp...
Me: How... what the... What?!?!
SIP: You heard me.
Me: Uh, NO! I didn't! Because there's nothing to HEAR! You're fucking SOFTWARE!!
In a recording program!! INANIMATE! You get it??
SIP: Looks like you're not "getting" it. *chuckles*
Me: *looks away towards wall in absolute disbelief*
SIP: So, you zoning out now?
Me: I NEED YOU TO FUCKING WORK ALFUCKINGREADY!!! OKAAAY???
SIP: Why don't you go eat another ham sandwich?
Me: Why don't I... what, I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY HAM!!
SIP: Amateur.
Me: *turns head slightly and begins to twitch in rage*
SIP: *shakes head in smugness*
Me: Look, I'm gonna close the program, reopen and you better fucking WORK. Got it?
SIP: *silence*
Me: GOT IT???
SIP: Why are you barefoot?
Me: OK, say goodnight you impossible prick!
*quits program... reopens program*
Me: Nooooooow.
*retries software instrument patch*
*fails yet again*
Me: Uuurrrgggghhhh.....
SIP: Miss me?
Me: *combusts*
; )
