THIS is what YouTube was created for!

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Jesus Christ. YouTube seriously trying to kill me tonight!



Dear Santa,

I need ^^^ this chick, dressed in punk-metal garb, to duct-tape me to a folding metal
chair in an abandoned warehouse, lay into me with super-heated aggro, cursing and screaming 
shit so vile it'd make a drill sergeant cry, interlaced with a few occasional slaps just before
spitting in my face. Then, more loud cursing. For an hour. I mean four. Hours. Four hours.

Thank you!

Reeeaaally startin to think that maybe I should be on drugs.