10-20-2020, 02:57 AM
Well this is stretching out further than I would've liked, sooo...
Y'all ever have weird dreams? Sure ya do. ALL dreams are fuckin' weird.
Case in point: A dream I had several months ago. Wanna hear it? Of course you don't.
Here goes - I was walking up a kinda dark street, it was twilight ish, and suddenly
I started running, and my strides became further apart and higher off the ground
until there were several feet between me touching down. Then, I was airborne.
Now, I was vibrating and coursing up into the air like a jet, really fucking powerful
like and the sky was all glassy and vibrating too and I was going hyper-sonic speed
but it was appearing in slow-motion and I was like "HOLY FUCK I'M FUCKING FLYING
HERE!!" and I could feel jet engines firing flames and it was ridiculous, lol.
THEN, I made my descent and touched down on a street lined on both sides with
businesses and people walking. Not super busy but ya know. And I was still of the
vague notion that I was aware that I was dreaming. Oh yeah, as I was taking off
in flight ^^^ up there, I was thinking "Holy fuckballs, I'm dreaming, FLY MOTHERFUCKER
FLY!!" Sooo, I'm back to thinking that this was a lucid dream and so I see a corner
coming up, looks like a bunch of shit was dumped there: just crap, household items
like somebody was moving and decided "Fuggit, this stays here" lol.
So just as I come up on this corner, pass the mass pile of crap, I see an army green
phone booth? and some of that dumped crap was set up like barriers in and around
the "phone booth" so I thought "Dude, here's your chance, dream big fucker" and
instantly thought of my FOREVER go-to when lucid dreaming: "Hot nekkid chicks!"
And that's what I did! I started speaking them ho's into creation "Hot nekkid chicks,
hot nekkid chicks, HOT NEKKID CHIIIIIICKS!!! C'mon, big money, NO Whammies!!"
But as I rounded this fucking corner, there were NO hot nekkid chicks to speak of. : (
No, instead there came a lumbering black bear from between the crap-barriers and
the "phone booth" and I freaked the Hell out like "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, it's a fucking
BEAR!!!" And began running away like one of the Three Stooges.
It was a black bear, not huge, but when you're expecting sweet, creamy nekkid girl
flesh and you're met with a FUCKING BEAR, well, suffice it to say kids, hopes will be
dashed. So, I ran away like a bitch as the bear just came waddling along all like
"Dumbdy, dumbdy doo, I'm a bear, just kinda takin' a walk and who's this retard
running like he's late for a piss test?"
The bear was totally cool and friendly, he wasn't threatening at all. But ya know how
it is. Dreams man. And I MUST say, I don't think that was a true lucid dream. It was
spastic weird, and I think I just thought it was a lucid dream, because if it were then
ya damned skippy them hot nekkid chicks would've been around that fucking corner
instead of ultra-Gentle Ben. Dude...
Not a fan of the no-sleep thing. : (
Y'all ever have weird dreams? Sure ya do. ALL dreams are fuckin' weird.
Case in point: A dream I had several months ago. Wanna hear it? Of course you don't.
Here goes - I was walking up a kinda dark street, it was twilight ish, and suddenly
I started running, and my strides became further apart and higher off the ground
until there were several feet between me touching down. Then, I was airborne.
Now, I was vibrating and coursing up into the air like a jet, really fucking powerful
like and the sky was all glassy and vibrating too and I was going hyper-sonic speed
but it was appearing in slow-motion and I was like "HOLY FUCK I'M FUCKING FLYING
HERE!!" and I could feel jet engines firing flames and it was ridiculous, lol.
THEN, I made my descent and touched down on a street lined on both sides with
businesses and people walking. Not super busy but ya know. And I was still of the
vague notion that I was aware that I was dreaming. Oh yeah, as I was taking off
in flight ^^^ up there, I was thinking "Holy fuckballs, I'm dreaming, FLY MOTHERFUCKER
FLY!!" Sooo, I'm back to thinking that this was a lucid dream and so I see a corner
coming up, looks like a bunch of shit was dumped there: just crap, household items
like somebody was moving and decided "Fuggit, this stays here" lol.
So just as I come up on this corner, pass the mass pile of crap, I see an army green
phone booth? and some of that dumped crap was set up like barriers in and around
the "phone booth" so I thought "Dude, here's your chance, dream big fucker" and
instantly thought of my FOREVER go-to when lucid dreaming: "Hot nekkid chicks!"
And that's what I did! I started speaking them ho's into creation "Hot nekkid chicks,
hot nekkid chicks, HOT NEKKID CHIIIIIICKS!!! C'mon, big money, NO Whammies!!"
But as I rounded this fucking corner, there were NO hot nekkid chicks to speak of. : (
No, instead there came a lumbering black bear from between the crap-barriers and
the "phone booth" and I freaked the Hell out like "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, it's a fucking
BEAR!!!" And began running away like one of the Three Stooges.
It was a black bear, not huge, but when you're expecting sweet, creamy nekkid girl
flesh and you're met with a FUCKING BEAR, well, suffice it to say kids, hopes will be
dashed. So, I ran away like a bitch as the bear just came waddling along all like
"Dumbdy, dumbdy doo, I'm a bear, just kinda takin' a walk and who's this retard
running like he's late for a piss test?"
The bear was totally cool and friendly, he wasn't threatening at all. But ya know how
it is. Dreams man. And I MUST say, I don't think that was a true lucid dream. It was
spastic weird, and I think I just thought it was a lucid dream, because if it were then
ya damned skippy them hot nekkid chicks would've been around that fucking corner
instead of ultra-Gentle Ben. Dude...
Not a fan of the no-sleep thing. : (
